Hat for bees
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Hat for bees

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I’ve got bees on my head, but don’t call me a bee head!
K
Peas on my head, but don’t call me a pea head
S
Bruce lees on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
S
Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta get my tree fed.
M
Not so fast, I’ve got bees on my other head but don’t call me pee head.
G
I was just thinking this, and then I read your comment.
M
I came to the comments hoping this was top. Thank you for not disappointing!
A
This. Literally this is my first thought and reason for clicking this post 😂
S
“Do you know of any bees that you *don’t* like, sir?” “Not off the top of my head.”
C
Translation for those who need it: “I dont know if you believe what im telling you, but its real, you gotta know how to treat the bees, but if you leave them alone, they wont do anything” dude on phone: nono i dont even come close to them, they are all there, but i wont come close to them “ok then, send me you location to this phone in whatsapp, or you know what? send it to the phone you dialed first, the 558, ok?” okok thanks etc. Basically, from what i gather, this guy is removing bees from what it seems to be a school, and received another call from some guy to remove yet another bee hive. And from the stuff he is holding on his hand, looks like a smoke thingamagig, never really knew if those have a proper name other than “smoker”, but anyway, doesnt seem to be AI, ive seen guys like this one lol and the speech doesnt sound artificial to me
I
I was imagining that he was on the phone with his hat’s tech support department. “Like yes, I have tried taking it off and putting it on again…”
C
“No, the bees didnt like it either, uh-hu… yes… uh-hu… what do you mean a hat of wasps?”
S
You got-a bee on a you hat! 👋🧢
B
Stupida Facking game
J
Mr. Williams, he don’t play
K
Hats off to this guy
C
Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise sir. Perhaps, you have a bee in your bonnet.
V
Wwhat’s this? This hat covered in BEEEEES ought to put a stop to that!
C
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It is a plane! And it’s carrying Dr. Beeeeess!
G
If that’s his B hat, I’d sure like to see his A hat.
Z
Beelieve me, this is better. The A hat can be a big ol’ jerk.
N
Beenie
M
It’s a beenie.
I
That’s really a bee in your bonnet
O
What in pollination
C
Well, how else are you supposed to get a buzz?
G
Straight edge kids catching a buzz be lit!
N
Muggers hate this one trick. For real though, I bet this guy is darn near impervious to crime as long as he wears that. No one is gonna pick a fight with the dude who has 10k bees on his head.
D
Going to take a guess and say he has the queen inside the hat. What’s interesting is that these are clearly pretty calm
A
To bee or not to bee
U
Ack..No
D
no one can attack me
J
A guy from my town was on “Real People” or “That’s Incredible” to set a world record for wearing a bee beard. About 45 years ago now.
S
This guy vibes. And the bees get it
B
“Mama’s dont let your babies grow up to be Beeboys.”
M
*You gott-ah bee on-ah you ‘at*
I
I’ve been in beendin’ knee my bees knees.
A
Also, did you notice the hat he was wearing was covered with bees?
M
Pretty sure that’s a som-bee-rero
M
Don’t stand, Don’t stand so, Don’t stand so close to me!🎶🎶
N
Crazy non of them bite his face
Z
Former hobby bee keeper here: As one commenter already guessed, he has the queen inside the hat.. It is common practice for bee keepers to extract the queen, when relocating a hive.. The hive will follow wherever the queen goes, mostly without attacking, because keeping the queen warm and save is more important than starting a war.. It is the most peaceful option for getting bees to move somewhere else..
R
I would be dead.
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I hate when people use speakerphone in public.
T
All the cuts make me think it’s AI
S
I thought you only saw them in The Legend of Zelda
H
Som-bee-rero
A
Brothers our home is mobile
R
I wonder if I wore this in the grocery store would people actually pay attention and look where they’re going?
O
Jitterbug perfume already did it
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