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His phone was dropped in front of an alligator, and it consumed it.
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If he punctured that battery that alligator is going to have some nice indigestion
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Maybe this is how the myth of dragons started? Some Neanderthal dropped their phone and told the tribe about a large, fire-breathing reptile.
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Legend says the Chinese dragons were just gators that ate cheap power banks.
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something something phone banned from airplanes…
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Yes. Most likely answer.
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Is this true??
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Neanderthal here, can confirm.
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https://youtu.be/JBHStR_SuPc?si=hk6EhQl9w9nNAUUw
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Yeah that’s gonna be a little spicy
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r/SpicyPillows
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Mamma Mia, that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!
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https://tenor.com/view/the-mask-spicy-mask-spicy-mask-spicy-meatball-xzekt-xzekt-spicy-gif-17544298169227825908
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The original video shows it smoking from the mouth, this one is much shorter
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The least it could do for some small revenge. Darn croc
C
A crow stole my buddy’s weed before. This is probably worse lol
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Crows are smart. Alligators are curious.
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Alligators are just hungry and eat stuff that lands in front of their face.
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“Doesn’t look like mud, let’s fuckin’ try it”
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Especially vaguely fish sized and colored.
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We don’t call them that anymore.
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A part of me wants to train crows to steal money for seeds. I just hope they never learn I buys the seed for like $10 bucks a bag.
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Wouldn’t it be easier to train them to steal weed, and skip the money step!^^🤷♀️
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Alligators aren’t nearly as smart as a crow, but they’re much more intelligent than people realize. Crocodilians have even been documented using tools, engaging in play, and hunting cooperatively. However the fact that they tend to move very slowly 99% of the time, and they have blind spots in front of their snout, they look a lot dumber than they are.
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They have also been caught climbing trees!
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And parasailing!
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Also calling me about my car’s extended warranty.
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Crows are diabolical lol. Have you heard of Canuck the Vancouver Crow stealing a knife from a crime scene? He was also a frequent commuter on SkyTrains haha
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“That’s right chief, a crow took the murder weapon, I saw the whole thing but the killer got away! Unfortunately I was off duty so didn’t have my sidearm with me otherwise I would have pursued…”
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I met Canuck about a week before the knife incident. He was perched on a bus stop bench at the same McDonald’s where he got the knife, too.
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In the military we had ravens that knew how to open buttons zippers and everything and they robbed everything everyone had. We’d see them flying overhead carrying tampons lol. Only my bag was untouched cause I had this heavy metal tool on my bag
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Definitely bc weed has to be heated to work. That poor sad sober crow 😞
M
A hawk stole my drone!
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Poor gator. That battery should start fizzing and be on fire quite instantely he puncture it’s sealed pouch?
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He already became the sealed pouch himself, dont puncture him or he will burst into flames.
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A martyr! We will remember you for your sacrifice!
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Batteries are more resilient than people give them credit for, and they don’t always burst into flames when punctured. If they’re in a low state of charge and there isn’t some internal fault, they often don’t burn.
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They may not always burst into flames due to thermal runaway when punctured but they will still get hot and contain toxic heavy metals. That gators tummy is in for a bad time if that battery was punctured.
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Oh yeah for sure, that poor gater is not in for a good time either way.
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> Batteries are more resilient than people give them credit for /r/spicypillows
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It’s true that if you punctured a phone battery with, say, a syringe and left it in a controlled (low humidity, room temp) environment, it probably wouldn’t catch on fire. But a gator gnawing on it with 1 inch punctures set in a submerged, acidic (and all types on enzymes) environment would exponentially increase that likelihood.
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The gator is 100% going to die pretty horribly if he doesn’t spit it up pretty quickly. The battery alone has lithium salts, cobalt, nickel, and electrolytes that are highly toxic, not to mention the other poisonous substances and metals used elsewhere in its construction Gators have extraordinarily strong stomach acids that evolved to dissolve tortoise shells and animal bones. It’s going to tear through the battery casing, poisoning it, and potentially risking a fire inside. Some poor kid is going to go walking along and ask his parents if that alligator with smoke coming out every orifice of its body is a dragon
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see ya later ill gator
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I thought electrolytes were good?
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It’s what plants crave
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Phone: It’s got what plants crave.
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Yeah, they were gator aid
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I feel so bad for it. I didn’t find the video funny at all. Fuck, I’m a patty pooper now aren’t I?
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It’s funny if you turn off your brain and you just focus on how absurd it looks. Alas, the other part of my brain has… very complicated feelings about the situation.
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Alligator -type animals have been around for millions and millions of years cause they are tough motherfuckers.
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anyone else catch that unexpected band reference: AFI, ‘risking a fire inside’. neat.
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