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He was performing so well.
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If he didn’t waste so much time in the park he would’ve made that
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Bro took too much time to lineup apartment skip and missed the train timing. Scrap the run and restart.
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“All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!”
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*we had to do Smoke considers it a gang failure, not a personal failure.
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*line up Lineup is a noun.
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Effect is a verb… if you know how to use it.
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You can use it to effect change in the world.
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I hereby pronounce my undying love for you to the world!
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Thanks.
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You’re welcome.
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He forgot that he was supposed to dive out and shoot the gas tank first so that that part of the cutscene would skip.
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And it was actually a brilliant play. 2 more seconds and the cops would have been stuck on the other side while he made good.
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They still would’ve had his license plate or just the make/model anyways
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For the stolen car?
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Not stolen, the passenger here is the car owner. He was also supposed start serving his prison sentence that day. Also the driver was high af on amphetamine. And their driver’s license was already taken away. Both survived with some scratches and one concussion (the passenger) [Source](https://www.novinky.cz/clanek/krimi-ridic-ve-sternberku-ujizdel-hlidce-a-na-prejezdu-ho-smetl-vlak-policie-zverejnila-video-40534857) (in Czech)
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That tracks.
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Nice dds
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Nice dds
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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn’t there the moment before. I looked down: “Rail? WTF?” and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife’s pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC’s pulling, and 2 Dash-9’s pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
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To be fair (and this has little to do with the post or this pasta), trains can be *surprisingly* quiet when you are exactly in front of them (on the tracks). It’s unfortunately common for people to die for walking on the tacks and missing the train coming. Because most people would think “I can obviously hear it coming and get out of the way”, but then have not enough time when they *do* hear it. Be cautious with tracks.
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I think it was helpful for me to cross the tracks semi-regularly as a kid. We weren’t supposed to, when they electrified a transit cop came to out school and tried to scare us. But the reality was that kids who lived on the other side of the tracks continued to cross them, and you learned how to do it as safely as you could.
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In an ideal world they’d put a foot bridge there.
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I used to have to measure the noise level of things for work. Sometimes I had to sit next to rural train tracks and note down each train that passed, the amount I checked out for and never heard coming was crazy
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I grew up in a town with tracks right down the middle of it. It was pretty common to use the land as a shortcut to get to friend’s houses and stuff. A girl a couple years below me in school died in the way you described because she had earphones in. Super sad
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Beautiful 👏👏
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Like poetry. Lmao 🤌🏻
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Old copypasta.
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finely aged you mean
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A fine vintage for sure.
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Where’s Kristi Noem on this one huh??
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Look, son! An artisan made a beautiful batch of pasta. We eaten good today. God bless.
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If it wasn’t copypasta. It is now
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I wish i could take credit but https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/ZsY6WG4vkb
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Even that guy a few comments down. >It’s old copy pasta. I’m not clever enough to come up with this myself
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Ya if you Google the first few words you’ll get taken to an r/copypasta post from years ago. I repost it myself whenever the context is appropriate lol
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Its actually from this comment 6 years ago [https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/dv5us5/comment/f7b8cgs/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/dv5us5/comment/f7b8cgs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
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man i wish i didn’t just watch that video though
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Holy carp, the thing is decades old. I can’t recall seeing it with trains too often. Mostly it is cabling. Fiber getting broken – that sort of thing. But yeah, old, old, old.
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I don’t see any fish in that video…
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I was referring to the copy-pasta diggerda posted.
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But where’s the fish?
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Ummm… So Long and Thanks?
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<>< I found one
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Molto bene 🤌🤌🤌
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This reads like a masterful combination of gaslighting and asking another autist to tell me about their special interest.
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Perfection. No notes.
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> Emporia Sub Be ye a Kansas boy, like myself?
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Take the current situation in Russia for example. Seriously. Trains to semis. Shuts logistics off pretty quick.
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He forgot to mention trains on planes. I’ve had enough with these muthaf’n trains on this muthaf’n plane
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Railway engineer screening you say? Hmmm. Noted. -Vlad & Xi
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