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Here are the reasons women outlive men.

Last Sunday, my husband decided it would be a great idea to prove his prowess at grilling hot dogs. He confidently announced to the family that he could flip them all perfectly on the grill without a spatula, purely using his bare hands. Halfway through his impressive display, he grabbed one dog that somehow turned into a mini rocket—and let’s just say, fireworks weren’t just for the Fourth of July! He yelped, did a quick dance around the yard, and ended up losing his prized hot dog right into the neighbor’s garden.
Watching him run around like a cartoon character while I just stood there, arms crossed and shaking my head, gave me a delightful realization: it’s moments like these that keep us women alive. We have the instinct to step back from the chaos and let the guys wrestle with fire and hot meat while we enjoy our drinks, ensuring we stick around for many more years of laughing at their antics!

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Leon_Troutsky • 490 points
Craziest part about this is cutting the hole in the bottle while it’s still half full of water for some reason

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notahouseflipper • 139 points
You assumed that was water comrade.

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sequentialogic • 50 points
If it was anything else, it would already be drunk.

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raviyoli • 4 points
My best friends brother used to pee in his leftover coke and water bottles when he didn’t want to leave his computer.

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pigfarmer830 • 1 points
# Trailer Park Boys – Bubbles explains piss jugs [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4)

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ScienceOfficer-Jack • 5 points
Anti freezing agent or de-icer.

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Atillion • 16 points
Straight down toward the hand holding it..

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beegtuna • 1 points
Bro gon get a corner cut off

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DazzlingReporter5881 • 1 points
Video edit would’ve been 100% better if the first chorus hit when he was already being pulled by the car

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Splizmaster • 1 points
Not to mention cutting down towards your own hand in a stabbing motion through brittle plastic.

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putoelquelolea • 70 points
Yo, is that a Lada?

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DoNotOverwhelm • 20 points
LADa’s just having fun(!)

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notahouseflipper • 10 points
Having a Lada fun.

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Shadpool • 2 points
One human man is the maximum towing capacity of a Lada.

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Bemxuu • 3 points
No, it’s Mercedes’ cheap knock off of LADA.

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mwagz28 • 2 points
A lot of what?

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Annh1234 • 1 points
Looks like it lol

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SonOfMcGee • 50 points
Watching the first guy’s knife technique: “Straight to jail!”

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DrWilhelm • 12 points
More like straight into the palm of his fucking hand.

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Bird_the_Impaler • 241 points
If they’re not doing stuff like this are they really living though?

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20190419 • 38 points
We did this as children years ago. Owner of a new car (K car?) told us all 6 of us could “bunk” from his bumper (that’s what we called it, don’t ask me why) … he took off… and the 6 of us were left behind… holding his new bumper in our hands…. great times!

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grandpa12-1 • 8 points
We called it “skitchen”. Buddy had a station wagon and would roll back window down and we’d just hold on and go…the good ol days lol

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p4nacea • 1 points
We also called it skitchen. We used the short hard plastic recycling bins, squatting down into them and holding the rope.

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Entropy_dealer • 58 points
The only dangerous part is when you cut the bottles with the knife

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eatrepeat • 12 points
Right!? Like I am disappointed how few boys in grade school know they can make jello go up their nose and then pop out on your tongue to show everyone. Kids these days… What do they even *teach in schools!?*

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Triableflipper_8 • 5 points
Wait what

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eatrepeat • 3 points
Snort some jello and just like your nose boogies it can end up in the mouth lickity split 😉

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verrusin • 2 points
Wait until you see someone squirt milk out of their eye.

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AntiCorporateMedia • 2 points
Yes. 100 years if they’re lucky.

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labmonkey88 • 1 points
We would do basically this but sitting on discs/saucers. You could get multiple going at once and battle it out. Good times

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