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Homework is no longer assigned.

Jamie was your typical overworked student—mountains of homework piling up in every corner of the room. One day, after a particularly taxing week of late-night studying, Jamie hatched a brilliant plan: he decided to write a heartfelt letter to the universe. In it, he requested that homework be outlawed, claiming it was a crime against humanity disguised as education. The next morning, Jamie awoke to find a note from his teacher boldly announcing that all homework was canceled for the rest of the year due to a “universal glitch.”
Instead of joy, Jamie felt sheer panic as he realized the teacher had meant the entire school year was canceled instead. With nothing but free time stretching ahead of him, he was torn between living his best life and the fact that he was now destined to be the only teenager in the history of the world to complete a whole year without ever actually learning anything—except how to binge-watch every series on Netflix.

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kilted44 • 1,339 points
This kid is going places. Not to college, but she’s going somewhere.

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blckshirts12345 • 433 points
Looks like the middle of a street without looking both ways…

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CompanyPersonal184 • 59 points
LOL

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R-Dragon_Thunderzord • 19 points
“And your last assignment of the year is… SPATIAL REASONING”

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SirRichardArms • 11 points
She’s too busy dancing her happy dance.

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LookMaNoPride • 1 points
That’s actually a one way street. To the hospital. Heyooh.

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OgdruJahad • 31 points
Definitely a politician or Big Businessperson.

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Latranis • 11 points
This exact comment verbatim was what I came here to type

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Traditional-Cod-608 • 8 points
She took care of the “problem” gracefully.

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Shit-Talker-Jr • 3 points
The sewer by the looks of it.

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GANDORF57 • 6 points
I always thought they were School District Refuse Depository sites. I can’t count how many “F” papers and report cards I disposed of this way.

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AlwaysShittyKnsasCty • 1 points
I may be an idiot savant because I would just append a vertical line to the F to make look kinda like Д. Kids, you can thank me later (when you are unemployed because you listened to me).

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CoffeeChocolateBoth • 3 points
F makes a better B. 🙂

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Dexember69 • 4 points
Probably to hospital. How is a 6yr old left alone to walk like that? Just danced across the road without a care

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GunAndAGrin • 11 points
Apparently no one else exists in whatever city that is, so Im sure shell be fine. As long as she follows the script provided by whatever North Korean content farm made this clip…

-_-SKY • 1 points
I never had the balls to do this

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WakaWaka_ • 505 points
Guy downstream: “Crap, now I have homework.”

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technobrendo • 103 points
That *guy* is called Splinter. Show some respect.

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SirarieTichee_ • 15 points
Nah could be Mike. He’s the one that’s small enough to get into the tight pipes to remove blockages.

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SpicyGingerBeer • 8 points
I take my homework to the Shredder

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AlwaysShittyKnsasCty • 1 points
I balance my textbooks on a single smooth pebble to remind myself that mindfulness is the path to enlightenment. It’s imperative to keep that Rock Steady.

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exaltedbladder • 6 points
“Now my homework has crap”

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EquinoxGm • 3 points
We all practice grammar down here, you’ll practice it too!

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charliesk9unit • 222 points
It works with bills/invoices, too.

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subcow • 50 points
It’s where my last 7 jury duty summons ended up.

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UpstairsBumble • 17 points
What jury summons?

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AlwaysShittyKnsasCty • 5 points
“Hey there! Are you UpstairsBumble?” “Uh, yeah? Who are …” “And you’ve been served! Have a good day.”

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JustGoodSense • 17 points
\*MarkCubanTakingNotes.gif\*

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alexdelicious • 3 points
For a few months.

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BigGaymerNerd • 286 points
The skipping and pure joy kills me. 🤣 Got her entire life figured out.

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