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Last week, I noticed a fluffy stray cat lounging in my backyard, giving me the kind of look that suggested it was judging my life choices. I figured I’d take pity on the furry connoisseur and threw out a few morsels of cat food. A minute later, I turned back to find the cat devouring the kibble like it was Michelin-starred cuisine, barely stopping to breathe. To my horror, the cat decided the food wasn’t enough and leaped onto the patio table to investigate the slice of pizza I had forgotten, causing the entire table setup to wobble precariously.
It turns out that stray cats have the audacity of a toddler with a sugar rush! As I scrambled to catch the pizza before it met its untimely demise on the ground, I couldn’t help but laugh. There I was, a pizza-wielding human wrestling with a cat over the last slice of pepperoni, contemplating how I’d explain to my friends that I lost a pizza to an uninvited guest. The stray didn’t just want a meal; it wanted a three-course dinner with all the flair—maybe it was the feline version of a picky gourmet!
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I believe the stray cat is in need of food.
W
I was looking at this photo and thinking, hmm that is a wild pattern to do your floors in, must be epoxy. Annnnd then I realized it was the counter/island top.
T
Me too. Should cross post to r/confusingperspective
W
Oddly enough, my first thought was that sub. I’m not sure why but most posts there are images that don’t confuse me, I tend to see the normal view right away. But post this on a sub not dedicated to that, and boom, I’m lost lol
W
I thought, that’s the biggest format tile I’ve ever seen!
M
I used to install granite and marble countertops. I was confused too. I was thinking about how slippery that granite floor must be, and how much it would hurt to fall on solid rock. Like an ice rink
B
I was thinking that was a huge cat tunnel thing on the floor until I saw your comment.
J
Woah I didn’t even notice that! I see it now!
J
That’s either a short door or you have a very long cat
L
It looks like the shade on that door is lowered about a foot.
M
My mom when the ice cream store is about to open
L
All hail the amazing ‘Spider Cat’! Fortunately those screens are relatively easy/inexpensive to repair/replace.
A
Hungry?! You meant starving, right?
Q
_Snickers:_ “You’re not you when you’re hungry”
I
I legit laughed out loud. Thank you
T
I too have a black cat, can confirm.
A
This is how the cat distribution system delivered my cat to me 20 years ago. Glad to see the method is still going strong.
K
Looks like the cat’s ready for some dinner, or maybe it’s just checking if you’ve got a snack!
D
Clearly on a snack mission
T
His name is Alex Honnold
S
More than hungry
M
Crazy cat
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