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**Cleaned out my closet and realized my husband is right, I have a problem**
I finally bit the bullet and decided to clean out my closet, thinking it would be a quick Saturday project. But as I pulled out one pair of shoes after another, I realized I had enough footwear to start a small shoe store. There were heels I wore once for a wedding, boots from a time I was convinced I’d take up hiking, and flip-flops that had clearly survived a couple of rounds with the dog. By the time I reached the back, I stumbled upon a sweater that was so vintage, I expected it to sprout a tail like a woolly time machine.
I ultimately had to admit what my husband’s been teasing me about for years: I have a serious shopping addiction. It’s a miracle I’m still holding onto my sanity because as I stood amidst a mountain of clothes, I realized I could dress a whole neighborhood for a year, complete with trendy hats for every occasion! My husband then walked in with an incredulous look, holding up a sparkly sequined dress I forgot I owned. “This is why we can’t have nice things,” he said, and I couldn’t help but laugh—he was totally right!
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I cleaned out my closet and came to the conclusion that my husband was correct; I have an issue.
C
Your favorite colors are black and slightly darker black.
V
I heard a woman say “I’m a New Yorker. I’ll wear black until something darker comes along. “
W
Does this mean that all the black cats get adopted at the shelter and the orange ones must be shipped to the suburbs to find homes with khaki slacks?
S
This is great lol
M
Typical New Yorker “I’m a New Yorker”
M
Fr. They’re trying to own *checks notes*… wearing black?
C
Introducing the new Vantablack clothing line. The most slimming black yet. So black not even your fat can escape.
L
*note: can only be worn by anish kapoor
M
Look, we all have to use Laundromats because we don’t have room for washer/dryers. It’s much easier and cheaper to do everything together because it’s all black so we only buy clothes that are black and darker black, it’s very reasonable.
J
My mom says this all the time. I completely understand the sentiment.
N
Ffs, going to rewatch Archer
W
They’re tactical necks!
R
And really really dark grey.
D
BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!
R
DARK NESS
D
NO PARENTS
O
Like Lego Batman. Black, and sometimes very dark gray.
I
This image is a great demonstration of a common misconception: that all “black” clothes are equally black. Sometimes people seem to be wearing apparently black clothes, but if you look closely, they are really only very, very, very very dark blue. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks but when I looked at them closely, they were actually just very, very, very, very, very, *very* dark blue. You have to order from speciality sites or catalogues that cater to demographics who want black clothes that are blacker than other black clothes, like goths or priests. Never buy black clothes in a normal shop; they shaft you every time.
S
If you think black is a hard color to color match, try white. There’s white, off white, cream, ivory.
F
Black is slimming
W
Is slightly darker black slightly more slimming?
M
Vantablack. It’s like you’re not even there.
S
TIL my parents are vantablack
S
Stupid sexy Vantablack.
S
Too bad they aren’t turtlenecks
P
I think that’s just fade over time
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T
If it’s not black wouldn’t that just be a shade of gray?
N
Nah, they’re all the same black or were – some are just more faded than others.
C
Ah the Kim Jong Kook special. Korean celebrity that wears black.
A
To be fair, they are all different types of black
F
Each one serves a purpose
1
I would be absolutely astounded if there was no overlap in these purposes though!
T
Let’s see… work, chores, dates, gal’s night out, formal social gathering, lucky one, vacation, and meeting the President/formal diplomats. I’m glad it’s only 8, because I was running out of different types of occasions.
D
OP said they found 2 more after they took the picture
T
Fuck
R
Travel days, sleeping, cleaning, yard work lol
M
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUNc6yxp2g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUNc6yxp2g)
S
Archer? Knew it would be archer lol
D
Eventually black fades too
E
I fail to see a problem.
W
Right? What’s wrong with this?
E
Seriously! If I find something I like, I’m buying it in many colors and fits. And I happen to like black. I don’t do crop tops, but this could easily be my closet.
F
I literally buy multiple of plain black shirts and jeans. Like i use the quantity selector in the website lol
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Soulmate.
B
The fact they’re on hangers and not folded in a drawer.
W
Explain why this is bad.
F
Found my people
E
You’re all good OP.
H
Yeah a wardrobe that’s entirely dark is environmentally friendly; it means you can wash everything in a single load rather than having to seperate colours!
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