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So, after my favorite team won the Super Bowl, I got a bit carried away with my excitement and decided to create a one-of-a-kind bootleg toy to celebrate the MVP’s victory. Instead of going for the usual football action figures, I crafted an army of little Grass People—tiny felt figures with googly eyes glued on. I mean, who doesn’t want a team of grass that’s ready to tackle touchdowns and, err, grow? In my mind, they were the ultimate mascot to commemorate his epic performance.
As I proudly presented my Grass People to my friends during the victory party, they looked at me like I had just brought in a stray cat that only meows in pig Latin. The room erupted with laughter when someone asked, “Is this the new line of sustainable action figures?” With each Grass Person I unveiled, I could practically hear my MVP rolling on the field laughing at their ridiculousness. Let’s face it: nothing says “great job” like a crew of crafted chlorophyll buddies cheering you on from the shelf!
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This is a post by /u/Doctorphotograph, folks. In other words, no, it isn’t AI-generated slop; it’s a real, physical object that the good doctor really, physically made. Don’t get me wrong, we here at /r/Funny genuinely appreciate your diligent reporting… but we appreciate high-effort, high-quality, wholly original content even more, and this is a perfect example thereof. **TL;DR: No, it isn’t. Stop reporting it.**
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2020’s version of Left Shark
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Wasnt’ it sugar cain?
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Ha! I always end up making a small mistake on these toys that haunt me. I assumed this time it would be the spanish text in the corners, but good to know this time..its the whole subject.
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And this is why the mods at r/art banned you.
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Haha that was the very talented u/psybermonkey15 and it was r/somethingimade who wronged him!
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Which is a grass.
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Excuse me?!? Grass people and Sugar Cane people have very distinct and proud cultures. You can’t just group them together like that. Next you’re going to say the Bermuda Bluegrass and the Chinese Silver are basically the same. You. Make. Me. Sick. 🙂
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There were two things, stationary sugar cane and people wearing a distinctly different grass costume
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Both, they have sugar cains at the start but thwn change to tall grass
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I think the stage had sugar cane while the people looked like shrubs.
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It was sugar cane and a Puerto Rican grass
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Yes
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talk like grass, taste like people.
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Is this real or photoshop? I need this. My son was one of the tree people and this would be the funniest thing ever.
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[It’s real!](https://imgur.com/a/made-by-hand-IN9qDJD) Shoot me a message if you’d like, it’s likely the only one I’ll make (unless more grass people’s parents start reaching out)
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Man I really wish you could mass produce these
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How do you make stuff like this
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5 year old ‘tree’ me from the kindergarten play is so happy right now!
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Is it just me or did the grass people not actually do anything in the show? I was expecting them to at least move or something.
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Yeah it seems like there were people in them simply to make it easier for them to move into place at the start and move out of place when needed, but it did give the appearance that they were going to come to life as part of the show.
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I know! I kept waiting for them to come to life and for everyone and everything to dance!
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Me too, and I think it would have been so cool if they had moved like they were being blown by wind or something. I thought it was kind of silly to have them just stand there. Such a waste of potential.
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Yeah think about the logistics of making like 100-200 free standing grass stalks and hiring 50 people to carry them out there, set them up, then all get off the field, only to have to do it again in reverse at the end. Way easier to just make it a costume and have the people stay on the field the whole show.
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I like the message at the top left lol
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I agree. You made me look so I thought I’d share the Google translate. Top Left: > WARNING > If you cannot read this, search on Google: > “English to Spanish translator” Top Right: > The light poles are sold separately.
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I’m happy to say that with over a thousand day streak on Duolingo, I was able to read it without Google translate.
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Roll em up and smoke em 💨
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While we’re on the subject, this was leftover “grass” from a [Super Troopers bootleg](https://www.reddit.com/r/supertroopers/comments/l69u1e/john_chimpo_playset/) I made years ago.
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Sir, that’s a weed nug.
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I was waiting the whole time for them to start dancing.
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Same. But I thought it was cool they used them to rearrange the set
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It’s been less than 24 hours – how ? Amazing work!
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Imagine being a tree in a school play. Then when you grow up, your parents see you on TV as a bush at the superbowl 😅
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Flash back to Katy Perry’s palm tree people at the Super Bowl.
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Love this so much!
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This is what everyone will be going as for Halloween this year.
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I wonder what kind of regional pokémon could we find in them
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Jajajajajaja los postes de luz se venden por separado
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Children Of The Cane. What a hilarious bit.
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I’m so disappointed that this isn’t from Obvious Plant
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Now this is amazing lmfao
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I bet they were all immigrants right under ice nose💯🔥🇵🇷🇵🇷
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That’s a cool Hawaiian Punch hat.
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Whut
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Nug of weed man
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Cool, a [Jordy Verrill](https://www.cinemablend.com/movies/after-rewatching-stephen-king-creepshow-one-big-wish) action figure!
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You work fast! lol. This is awesome.
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I saw them going out during the setup and was expecting some Katy Perry shark level shit. Kind of disappointed.
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🤔😏I see what you did there
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