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Last Saturday, in a fit of artistic enthusiasm, I decided to surprise my husband by painting a portrait of him. Armed with an old canvas and a set of slightly dried-up paints, I envisioned a majestic representation of the man who somehow manages to always snore louder than the lawnmower. After a few hours of swirls and splatters, I finally stepped back to admire my work, only to realize my masterpiece looked less like my husband and more like a confused potato with glasses.
When I unveiled my masterpiece, his first reaction was a bewildered laugh followed by, “Are you sure I don’t have a long-lost twin in produce?” For the rest of the day, he wore a potato-print apron, insisting it was his new fashion statement, while I couldn’t help but giggle every time I caught a glimpse of him. Now, our guests think we have a quirky art collection dedicated to “The Spud of the Household.”
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I created a portrait of my husband.
S
You have 20 seconds to comply
E
That scene scared the shit out of me so much.
M
I mean, ED209 just keeps shooting. Long after the guy’s body turned to salsa dip.
S
That was the point, there was a story about how Verhoeven wanted it to be offensively over the top. Honestly if I thought walking out of a movie when I was 13 was allowed I would have.
R
Lmao! Salsa dip!
K
The city of Detroit bought the whole clip from OCP, so ED209 was going to use the whole clip.
S
I’m now authorized to use chemical force
T
(*sprays and wipes kitchen counter top*) You have 20 seconds to dry.
T
Take off your shoes!
J
🔫 *sprit sprit sprit* 🔫
D
I’m assuming there’s no stairs in your house
M
He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of … 409.
G
Hopefully, he really wears the frilly apron?
R
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
K
Gooood luck, you’ll need it!
F
This is so funny, amazing job
K
“PUT OUT THE COASTER. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.”
M
Me: Puts drink on coaster Robo-Maid: YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY Me: \*sweats\*
R
RoboMaid.
Z
This is awesome, I would totally buy this.
A
He is here to really clean up the streets.
Y
I see things like this and I aways think ‘Why can’t I have talent?’
S
CITIZEN !
J
r/totallynotrobots would get a kick out of this
G
As a father/husband that does all of the housework I’m not sure if this is a complimentary or not (he’s the villain!), but good on ya Eduardo! And Robocop rocks! I love the painting though!
R
When OCP cuts the defense budget and reassigns you to housekeeping.
N
I love this
J
He’s real fine
W
Amazing. Good work.
M
God dammit I love this!
3
I think you’d better do what he says, Mrs. Kenny…
B
It would appear OCP runs the artists too. Absolutely beautiful artwork
J
Is his given name Edward, by any chance?
H
“You can clean your kitchen, baby! Make it look.good everytime. Use a bit of Mr. Clean, babay, of Formula 409!”
S
He’ll be as loyal as a puppy!
G
I think we better do what it says.
F
Whatever boops your beeps, that’s what I’ve always been programmed to think.
E
[relatable](https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-gif-24331309)
F
I love this
S
You ever try any of the Murphy Oil Soap products?
H
Ed-209
M
The joke is that his name is Eduardo and 409 is a cleaning product.
A
Must not fap
D
Erectile Dysfunction 409!
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