By lori12 – 30/01/2026 08:21

I finally got the job interview I’d been dreaming about, and I was running a little late, so I decided to take a shortcut through some alley. I tripped over a stray cat and fell face-first into a pile of garbage. I showed up with a torn shirt and a faint smell of, well, you can imagine. I thought they’d at least laugh it off, but apparently, it was ‘not the vibe’ they were going for.