By rdaniel – 10/01/2026 13:34

I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize asking if I was still planning on showing up to the party. I thought about it for a second, then replied, ‘I’m too busy with my cat,’ which I totally wasn’t. Turns out they were inviting someone else named Matt. The best part? I still went to the party and ended up having a great time anyway.