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I hope she accepted.

Jake finally mustered up the courage to propose to Elena after months of planning, picking out the perfect ring, and rehearsing his speech until he could recite it in his sleep. The big day arrived, and with his heart racing, he got down on one knee in the park where they had their first date. As he opened the little box, a bird swooped down at that exact moment and knocked it out of his hand! It landed in the grass, and as he scrambled to pick it up, he shouted, “Please say yes!” to the bewildered onlookers.
Instead of just asking his future fiancée to marry him, Jake ended up creating a scene where it sounded like he was proposing to anyone amused by the chaos—a romantic gesture gone hilariously wrong! Luckily, Elena was laughing so hard she barely registered the ring (and the shocked bystanders), and by some miracle, she said yes regardless. Note to self: next time, check for birds before proposing!

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RvB_ • 698 points
Step 1, get a box.

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ElliottSmith88 • 176 points
Step 2, ???

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jonnyg1097 • 226 points
Cut a hole in the box.

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gholst81 • 103 points
Step 3??

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bjwills7 • 191 points
Put your dick in that box.

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0AJ0_ • 112 points
♫ And that’s the way you do it! ♫

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KaleTheMessenger • 32 points
You forgot, “Make her open the box”

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ambermage • 18 points
Nah, already got dick in hole. Later virgins! 👌

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0AJ0_ • 10 points
FUCK you’re absolutely right, also it’s “junk” in that box.

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bjwills7 • 3 points
Shit you’re right… Just watched the video for the first time in a decade. Too late though I’m not editing it lol

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0AJ0_ • 2 points
Did you cringe to see “vintage” on the thumbnail too? Reminded me I needed to take my daily multivitamin.

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hereticnasom • 8 points
Ackshually, It’s “Put your junk in that box” *adjusts glasses*

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bjwills7 • 4 points
Just watched the video for the first time in a decade and you’re 100% right, my memory has failed me.

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LikeGeorgeRaft • 1 points
Waltuh put your dick away

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tricksterloki • 9 points
Step 3, Profit

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Hannibal_Barca_ • 2 points
well there seems to be a hole in the box….

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m0nk37 • 1 points
Its you vs the cats now. Good luck.

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SirAxlerod • 1 points
Step 3: Profit

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Yabba_Dabba_Doofus • 1 points
Step one is cutting a hole in the box. It is assumed that any degenerate who would give this gift, has the ability to get a box, so that is not an included step.

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CosmocowD • 1 points
I believe step 1 is ultimately to get a girlfriend

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WillyTheRealtor • 1,516 points
I spit my drink out when I saw the cameraman

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c_c_c__combobreaker • 408 points
What cameraman? I just saw a bunch of boxes holding a camera.

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Same-Opposite-8287 • 76 points
I just saw a camera holding a bunch of boxes

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lubeskystalker • 19 points
He is a knight of boxingham palace. [https://youtu.be/h5yjhF0Bjbo?si=NxBN9tev4Jx35Hh5&t=54](https://youtu.be/h5yjhF0Bjbo?si=NxBN9tev4Jx35Hh5&t=54)

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Brainchild110 • 2 points
There was a camera in one of those boxes?

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LadyFromTheMountain • 1 points
I just saw a ballsack literally holding the entire landscape together. Are we not looking at the same video??

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GfrzD • 5 points
Amazon are getting worse and worse at leaving packages in secure locations

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Belmut_613 • 3 points
Damn you! Now i want to see a video where a porch pirate steal him and they end up married.

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Perfect-System2504 • 3 points
what do you have against box people? thats some sorta ‘ism’

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c_c_c__combobreaker • 1 points
They’re taking all our jobs!

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