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Not an expert, yet this seems off.
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Expert here, houses shouldn’t be tilting like that.
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Looks like they moved the tombstones, but they never moved the coffins.
S
They’re here….
W
Cross over children. All are welcome. Go into the light.
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There is peace in the Light!
E
Dude that fucking movie scared the fuck outta me when I was like 6. I’m kinda thinking my parents didn’t know what they were doing back then.
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Fucking same. No other movie scared me til Event Horizon came along.
W
I saw Event Horizon in the theatre when I was 13 and it was fucking terrifying. I may have to give it a watch again to see if it holds up.
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I was 14 and it scared the fuck out of me. I couldn’t pass darkened doorway without breaking out in sweats. Bathroom mirrors at night scared me. I had nightmares about that movie until I was almost 30.
S
That pool scene with the skeletons they used real skeletons and didn’t tell the cast.
B
Let’s stay the night in the house after we get our kid back and then put them back in their bedroom with the closet pussy.
F
It is perfectly normal for some settling to occur.
J
Jesus fucking Christ I was just focused on the odd looking mirror and didn’t even notice
S
Towing mirror. Extend for towing a trailer, pull back in when not.
B
I highly doubt you could tow a trailer with that mirror. Maybe like a Barbie car.
J
Source?
W
Where did you get your degree in Houseotomy?
A
It’s homeology, and Ace or True Value are where you get your pre-reqs done, then transfer your credits to Lowe’s or Home Depot.
H
Menard’s is Ivy
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I watched the Equalizer recently. Where would Home Mart rank?
C
Tool Time with Tim Taylor
M
House here, I don’t feel so good.
J
That’s not very typical I’d like to point that out.
I
Thats actually the beginning of the process for a basement. You build the entire house and then dig out under it and let it just sink right in.
A
This is the totally incorrect. This species of house burrows in the dirt during the hot summer to cool itself. It will emerge in the winter. And it will be hungry.
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Sounds like an episode from the Rick and Morty version of /r/InterdimensionalCable.
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The owners clearly haven’t house-trained it properly, if it keeps digging up the yard like that.
T
And horny.
M
“Come round the back door”
F
Monster House was a fun movie.
A
I’m in awe of this comment, thank you kindly.
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Haha I hope you got a chuckle out of it.
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🤔…. 🤔… I mean, it sounds wrong, but I’ve also never built a house before.
P
This is true, they did this to my house when I was a kid. At least that’s what my daddy told me.
Q
I got to hand it to the crew that built the framing. Can’t believe the walls didn’t crumble
M
But the crew that did the foundations on the other hand… yeah, let’s call this one a learning opportunity shall we?
S
More of a leaning opportunity
A
Seriously. I originally thought the back part of the house collapsed, but then I saw the chunk of slab sticking out of the ground. It is impressive it leaned that far and seems intact. However I bet if you did a close inspection there is some broken framing after shifting like that.
D
Unsure. Quick, somebody grab a level
F
Unlevel. Quick somebody grab shoring
I
Too late, it’s out to sea.
U
And some duct tape.
J
Check for a pair of red shoes and striped socks sticking out from underneath it.
H
Lol, came here to say that. Snag those ruby/silver slippers from the wicked witch of the East
R
There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all liv’d together in a little crooked house.
N
Dude. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. I only know this one from an old video game about these fairy tails. Mother Gooses fairy tails. Or a title near to this. Edit: it was called Mixed Up Mother Goose. It was a point and click where you had to find items and take them to the proper characters, and then they would play out the story. It was great when I was a kiddo. Humpty dumpy was my favourite.
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Sandworm tunnels?
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This is the one time where you really don’t want to drink the water. Not everyone survives the change, especially dudes.
P
Came here to say the same thing. Not three times though.
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Graboids!
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