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Cleaning water coolers was once a profession, and a man was currently drinking from one.
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Congrats, this is a r/WTF post that actually made me look at it with a mouth opened, disgusted face. GG
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Better close that mouth before you get any roachwater inside it
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Oh you dirty fucker thanks for that.
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this is why i use straws, all the throat tickle without the roach taste
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One time I woke up and went to take a sip of my water from my Stanley and I sucked up a bug. Didn’t get a chance to see what type of bug because I was too busy running in disbelief May have been a spider tho, it was beefy and tingly
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Then you had to swallow a bird, how absurd, he swallowed a bird.
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one time i took a drink from a straw, a pincher bug had crawled into it, those things are annoying and don’t taste very good either
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Now i feel itchy
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Mmmmmm roachwater
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Amazingly this is only the second d most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Reddit today.
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What’s the first you tease
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It was an explain the joke post where the explanation was this: https://www.vice.com/en/article/snuff-movie-the-vietnamese-butcher-13k/
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There is even a photo of a >!severed erect penis!< doing the rounds, though after considered analysis >!*severed penis experts*!< have subsequently debunked its links to the film. My italics... How tf do you become that particular kind of expert?!
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You sever a penis once and everyone thinks you’re the expert now
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To be faaaaaaair, sever one penis and you have more expertise than over 99% of people who ever lived.
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What if there were 7? For academic purposes of course
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Ditto
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“Why does my water taste funny” – that guy after you clean it
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“why’d you take the water out of my bug dispenser”
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“That cooler was seasoned”
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Like a good cast iron pan, rarely wash the patina off.
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How the actual fuck do you not notice the taste of the shit and dead bug juice? This guy is absolutely crazy
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What if it tasted good? You never know till you try it
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There is a kids drink called ‘bug juice’….or a candy or something….
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Bug Juice, it doesn’t come in a jar, Bug Juice comes from who you are.
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I can still hear this…echoing through some dark cobwebbed corner of my brain.
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So blood and poo?
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This: [https://bugjuice.com/](https://bugjuice.com/)
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With wonderful flavors such as: Spider Juice, Ladybug Juice, Green Goop, and Slime
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L A D Y B U G J U I C E
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Lindsay Graham’s ears just perked up
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Wild, we used to just call mixing lemonade and kool-aid bug juice.
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In my area, the difference between bug juice and regular kool-aid is that bug juice is any drink mix that’s more dilute than the packaging instructions (we usually do this at summer camp so that the kids aren’t chugging down quite so much sugar). Although it can more generally refer to any water flavored with any kind of drink mix, including Kool-aid or lemonade or iced tea, as long as whatever the flavoring is comes as a powder. I believe it’s originally called bug juice because it attracts bugs because it’s sweet, so at least etymologically you could make the argument that any sweet beverage, including things like soda or juice, could technically count as bug juice. Although that would definitely fall outside of the common usage of the term.
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When I worked at a boy scout summer camp we had knockoff kool-aid that we called bug juice, I believe it’s because it attracts bugs.
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It came in clear milk jugs. Pretty sure it was literally corn syrup with food coloring. And it was well named because it did indeed attract bugs. You drank that shit immediately because a) it was fucking delicious as it was corn syrup and b) if you set it down or held it still for more than 1 second there were guaranteed to be gnats in it.
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Used to call soy sauce bug juice when I was younger.
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Same! I’ve never heard of anyone else who has. My dad always called it that. Told me it was cricket pee…
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My grandfather always called soy sauce “pigeon blood”
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when I was a kid my friends parents were hoarders and we would always joke about the cockroach infused coffee we drank. then one day it tasted actually bad and we found a silverfish in the coffee maker. that’s the day we learned we all have a preference for cockroach coffee and that silverfish is an acquired taste.
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Fun fact: scientists studying cockroaches for long periods will develop an allergy to them. *Coincidentally*, they will also develop an allergy to ground coffee. Weird, huh?
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I’m assuming pre-ground coffee, not beans that you grind at home. Or hoping anyhow.
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I bet you still get some pieces mixed in there, but much better overall.
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It’s not a coincidence if ground cockroaches are in the coffee lol. It’s still just a cockroach allergy. That said, that’s gross and I never wanted to know that so thanks haha fuck.
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/r/whoosh
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Ok that’s fair, I did miss it.
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It happens too all of us, lol.
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Excellent, another reason to feel snobbishly superior about grinding my own.
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Exactly, grinding your roaches separately is the only way to dial in the ratio just right for your brew method.
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Every time this fact is posted I orgasm a little. I grind my own beans though so I’m at a minimum of cockroach in my coffee.
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