I spent the whole dinner thinking my date was nervous, only to find out later he was just really into the game on his phone. How did I not notice the glowing screen for two hours?

Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time.

Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time.

Disable the NSFW warnings that refer to content considered inappropriate in the workplace (Not Suitable For Work).

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