By codyyoung – 08/02/2026 18:55

I was running late for a date, trying to look cool while grabbing my keys, but instead, I dropped them and they went straight down the storm drain. I stood there, staring down into the dark abyss, when the guy texted saying he was already at the restaurant. I had to bail, and at that moment, I realized I was more of a catch for the sewer than him.