By stephenmiller – 26/01/2026 18:28

I was super excited to turn twelve, but my little brother had other plans. During my birthday party, he ran up to the cake, shouted that I was getting old, and accidentally toppled it over. I spent the next hour trying to pick frosting off my new dress while my relatives laughed, saying it just added to the party theme. Never really wanted my own cake more than that day, ya know?