I’m convinced I inhaled a bug last night.

i think that’s called a roach

His name is Raalph

Was* Raalph

Vodka maaaan!

Well ya, pot holder was already taken

Came here to say this..well played

You’re out here smoking just whatever the fuck was at the bottom of your pockets

Why did he have a roach in his pockets????

Pet lizard?

Ooh, Mr Fancy Pants (literally) over here without wildlife in his pockets

Dude you need to break your nugs up further for a better smoke And clean your bowl more often

Yuck dude. One time I had an ex gf and the first time we ever smoked together she just shoved an entire nug into the bong bowl piece. I was sooooo curious what she was doing but I gave it the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she knew something that common sense wasn’t showing me? Idk. Anyways I went to smoke it and of fucking course it was unsmokeable. There HAS to be space for air flow if you want a clean hit.

This reminded me of my first highschool boyfriend. We were going to smoke weed together and i said ive got a bong! He was like nah lets make a pipe. So he made something out of a toilet paper roll. Took one “hit” then said he was too high and had to lay down.

A toilet paper roll is what we used to stuff dryer sheets into so that we could smoke inside and not get caught by whichever parents house we were at

How does that work exactly?

The dryer sheets filter out some of the harsher elements of the smoke and absorb a good amount of the odor. It’s not foolproof but it helps, especially if you blow it out a window. You stuff it with sheets and blow into the roll as you exhale, you don’t just put one at the end and call it a day. Also known as a sploof.

Unless you’re like me and go overboard lol. In college I learned this trick and used it so I didn’t have to make noise walking around the house at night (well that’s what I told myself, though really it was because it was winter and I just didn’t want to go out into the cold lol). I’d blow through the tube and out the window. It worked for a few weeks. Then I had the “bright” idea that what I was doing was overkill. I stopped blowing it out the window because I thought the tube was doing enough on it’s own. One bowl later I get an unexpected knock on my door and it’s my dad, concerned the house was burning, asking if I smell smoke lol. I’d probably have been better off ditching the tube and still just blowing it out the window. But ultimately I should’ve just kept going outside lol. I was already a cig smoker and my parents knew that, so they’d just assume that’s what I was doing. But it was so cold out.

My parents have noses of dogs. I got caught smoking in the bathroom. Somehow they could smell through two doors with the bathroom fan on, the shower on, while I was blowing smoke out a sploof out the window.

As an adult who still smokes, im baffled my parents didnt smell it emanating from my room, doob-tube out the windows or not. The real trick is to use a bowl or something that wont keep constant cherry like a joint, you loose a lot more smoke into the room in a roll than in a bowl.

One of those cheap metal pipes with the cap you can put on it. Perfect for covering with your thumb when you want the cherry to go out instead of burn more. I cant stand metal pipes though, so I have earned and unusually calloused thumb from holding it over the top of wide-mouthed glass bowls.

How did it end

My dad wasn’t happy about it lol. But since I was an adult he was adamant that he wasn’t going to be pushy about what I was into. He was just still really upset that I had done any kind of smoking inside the house and told me to never do it again and to just keep going outside.

Sounds like a good dad 🙂

lol just don’t smoke inside of your parents house. Go outside.

lol, it doesn’t work… exactly… or really at all… anyone that argued it “helps” probably smokes what is most likely the worst bud ever cultivated. even if you 1) brush teeth 2) wash hands and face 3) change shirt 4) pray you don’t burp, there is a good chance you still reek.

It doesn’t. We just thought it did. It absolutely smelled like weed and dryer sheets after.

A tube stuffed with dryer sheets or paper towels/ toilet paper sprayed with perfume or something and then you exhale into the tube and scented smoke comes out.

The “scent” being weed, with a slight undertone of clean laundry. 😅

As an adult smoker, I built an “advanced sploof” to cut down the smell in an apartment I lived in. I used a plumbing p-trap, several layers of dryer sheets, and a bunch of activated charcoal. Worked pretty damn good.

The ol’ Doob Tube!