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Title: Pictures at an Exhibition
One sunny Saturday, my friend Jason decided to drag me to an art exhibition at the local gallery. Now, I appreciate art as much as the next person, but the problem was the moment we walked in, he took the whole “appreciating” bit to a new level. He started posing dramatically in front of each painting, mimicking the artists. At one point, he ‘interpreted’ a serene landscape by pretending to wade through an imaginary river, complete with sound effects that drew the attention of every bored grandma in the room.
The hilarity reached its peak when he stopped in front of a very abstract piece of jagged lines and splashes of color. With a straight face, he declared it an “artistic portrayal of a cat stuck in a tree” while imitating an inept feline desperately clawing its way down. As giggles erupted from other corners of the gallery, I couldn’t help but wonder if we’d stumbled into an art exhibition or a comedy showcase. By the time we left, Jason had unintentionally won the hearts of the entire place, and I had a new appreciation for art—especially the kind that comes with a side of interpretive dance.
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Images at a Showcase
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Legend has it those gentlemen are still there staring
S
Legend has it those men are still jingling the change in their pocket.
F
Legend has it those gentlemen are still there staring at each other in awkward silence
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They are stiff scared!
C
Paint a picture, it’ll last longer.
Z
“I do say old chaps, she’s bound to come back!”
W
Her hair is gorgeous. Just sayin.
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Fr im in love and I dont even know what she looks like. Lol
W
Right‽
M
https://i0.wp.com/www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/jason.gif?fit=618%2C412&ssl=1
W
LMFAO
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this image really speaks to me
F
Hawt
H
Legitimately one of the greatest posts i have ever seen in my life
M
Much obliged
D
Oh shit! Risky click of the day paid off big time!!
M
He should be in the painting!
E
Do you really care?
A
Plot twist. It’s a dude.
P
Might be a nice wig because look at her hands. Not sure if those are from being under weight or just lighting but they look like they belong to a 70 year old. Kinda low res pic also but something is off there.
T
Those are 30+ hands for a lady, just to be a little pedantic.
C
Right? Is this a blowout? Dyson air wrap? 1.5 inch barrel? Can a hairdresser help me out!!
W
No idea… I just know that it’s sexy.
A
If you find out, please let me know too!!
J
Look up Hollywood waves, source: ex hairdresser
J
Look up Hollywood waves, source: ex hairdresser
Z
Came here to say this exactly
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Pretty sure they’re thinking the same thing
C
Victorian English men would call this Gentlemen’s relish!
T
Are you implying she smells of anchovies? YOU BOUNDER!!! Absolutely cad.
C
Kippers are over this side of the pond Sir.( Steve Earle told us about you guys)
T
No Sir. Kippers are herring that have been smoked. Anchovies are related to Herring, but they have/share a genus Clupea harengus harengu (herring) and anchovies are Engraulis encrasicolus. As far as I can tell they’re from Alabama and all know eachother. Fuck it. They are young Herring (they’re not). Toodle Pip.
C
Would you be willing to exchange your Rhinestone shirt for a Victorian British Jack who was never exposed?
T
It’s a no brainer.
C
Nice Wikipedia copy 😂
T
I did have to look it up mainly for the latin. I knew they weren’t the same species. They are bloody close. Flipper is never around when you need him. 😉
M
Riff off the old [Expose yourself to Art](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expose_Yourself_to_Art) with Portland’s future mayor.
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But what we’re laughing at is the juxtaposition with the title which is a pun on Ravel’s famous arrangement of Mussorgsky. Unless it’s OP in the photo it’s unrelated to the title joke, but whoever she is certainly picked a funner piece of art for this than Clark did.
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The estate of Modest Mussorgsky wold like to point out that this is _Pictures at an Exhibitionist_, which was written by another composer. Claude Debussy seems like an appropriate target. 🙂
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> Claude Debussy The French cousin of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bob_Cooter
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And then of course there’s the modern interpretation, [Satellite Pictures at an Exhibition](https://youtu.be/dQFUA2cr1fw)
B
Immodest Mussorgsky, more like. Movements include “Baba Tatas” and “The Butt on Jen’s Legs.”
B
Well played. Grab ’em by Debussy.
C
I’m hoping the poster was trying to convey a “mighty handful”
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Turn around
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Bright eyes
M
Every now and then I fall apart…
D
When i see that fucking look in your eyes….
T
“… Every now and then …”
D
I have to fart
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