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In a street fight, just throw a fireball and see what happens.

In the event of a street fight, simply cast a fireball.

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TheBoulder_ • 2,054 points
Idk, doesnt seem very effective, dude kept coming

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Electrical_Ad_6208 • 1,273 points
Level one fireball is usually pretty crappy. Especially in your first boss battle. Go spend some time in the mines and you’ll rank it up in no time

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Paratwa • 326 points
That is absolutely not fireball, maybe produce flame, it’s a low level cantrip, which would explain the constant casting.

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Taylooor • 117 points
“Yoga flame!”

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Paratwa • 61 points
*Sighs* Bob you are free to say you are using Yoga Flame but you have to chose a spell in the 5e book. You can’t homebrew a flame spell at our game, just like your farting wasn’t being ‘immersive’ last week when we were in the swamp.

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kingsumo_1 • 17 points
“Ok, you know what, Bob? How about yoga roll for constitution check.” (It’s been ages since I’ve done any TTRPGs, but I love the idea of the DM just being completely over the players shit.)

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HPTM2008 • 9 points
Yup. One time I was running the *first* encounter (they ended up killing the guy then and there, but oops on them) and they just walked right up to him as he was doing some enchantments and just played dumb asking where they were and if he knew the way out of there, in a very clearly evil lair in a mountain you couldn’t possibly have got into on accident. Edit: spelling

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GlowingJewel • 2 points
First fat fucking laugh of the day

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mynutsacksonfire • 2 points
Ie every dm

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Ka1ser • 26 points
It’s Dragon’s Breath and it’s short range for when an enemy comes a bit too close. The advantage is, it doesn’t have a cast time like fireball

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Paratwa • 6 points
You are absolutely right! How could I miss that?!? But could he really do the concentration moving around like that? Hrm. That’s why I was leaning toward cantrip.

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Ka1ser • 5 points
Good point. Maybe the stuff he’s drinking before spitting fire is some kind of potion. At first, I thought it might just be a good ol’ mana potion, but maybe it’s clearcasting or something

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Ronin5rings311 • 3 points
True

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mavispuford • 5 points
Yep. Ain’t no way that dude is using spell slots for that.

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pjm3 • 2 points
AD&D 2nd Edition 1st level M-Us could only memorize three spells at a time. If it’s 4 cantrips per spell, the math pretty much works out perfectly!

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Grays42 • 42 points
> Level one fireball is usually pretty crappy That’s definitely not *fireball*, that’s level three. It’s probably *burning hands*, but if he’s low level he wouldn’t be able to cast it so many times, so he probably has a Wand of Burning Hands and is burning charges on it.

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AmboC • 74 points
Its [Dragons Breath](https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:dragons-breath), he is spewing fire from his mouth. As long as he maintains concentration (his opponent never lands a hit, so he never has to save), he may cast it as a bonus action every turn. His opponent keeps making the dex save tho.

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LeftHandedFapper • 9 points
This needs to be the top comment.

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Grays42 • 3 points
I forgot that dragon’s breath is a duration spell, yes, that makes a lot more sense

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Ronin5rings311 • 2 points
Been awhile since I played, but provided this guy had the skill and mana isn’t there a deflection spell push dragons breath back at the user? I recall this happening to someone except it was some kind paralysis incantation. (D&D)

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AmboC • 2 points
Monsters play by a different ruleset, so it could have been some sort of monster action specific to that monster. Only thing I can think of like that for players is protection from elements, but it functions very differently.

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Available-Rope-3252 • 2 points
Well you can see the wand in his hand.

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Aeonskye • 9 points
Splash on rats in the sewer

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pututski • 5 points
Solo leveling

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Meats_Hurricane • 2 points
Usually street performers are street performers because they don’t want to spend time in the mines

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pdxrains • 2 points
I recommend doing all the quests at the Arcane University in Hammerfall.

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Ig_Met_Pet • 169 points
Fire guy is being very nice. All it would take is one spit all over the other guy *without* lighting it. Then the next fireball ends it.

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The_walking_man_ • 114 points
He hasn’t learned the spell “immolate” yet.

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calladc • 11 points
Wrong class

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padhatam • 42 points
Exactly, but then you’ve committed murder and he probably doesn’t want to go down that rabbit hole.

What do you think?

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