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In May 1995, a tank was taken from a California armory and shockingly went on a rampage through suburban streets, demolishing anything it encountered.

In May of ’95, a military vehicle was pilfered from an armory in California and subsequently maneuvered through residential streets, demolishing everything it encountered.

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TreesBreezePlease • 3,771 points
That pole went down like they do in GTA

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And they say GTA is unrealistic 🙄

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sprocketous • 413 points
It was based off of the 90s in LA, so this checks out

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justArash • 116 points
Man I guess 90 year olds in LA really get up to some shit

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charliefoxtrot9 • 17 points
It’s hard out here for a pimp

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iamrancid • 19 points
3 is New York. Vice City is Miami. San Andres, the 5th game, is LA.

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sprocketous • 55 points
The original was based off of LA in the 90’s, as the view from the news helicopter. Not the 3rd one. The original was a top down game.

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iamrancid • 22 points
The first game is all three. You start in LC, then go to LS, and finish in VC. None of the cities have real defining features. They’re all generic downtown.

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trefoil589 • 21 points
Who could have known back then that of all the obscure 2d games that GTA would go on to be one of the biggest IP’s of all time.

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PJ7 • 15 points
The real action intro for GTA 2 was amazing and set it apart as a ‘major game’ when I first saw it. “This looks like a movie!”

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jonosvision • 67 points
If it’s GTA rules they just need to put a volleyball net in front of the tank to stop it.

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confettibukkake • 26 points
Nah gta rules require that the driver of the tank use the main gun as a thruster.

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joaommx • 8 points
That’s how you make it fly.

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WettestNoodle • 161 points
They snap off so easily! I found this out when my friend crashed us into one sideways at 30+ mph and flipped us into a ditch but we still survived, thanks to that design ❤️.

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housevil • 101 points
Every wooden sign post on us roads has two holes near the bottom. Specially designed weak points to snap in case of collision.

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Questioning-Zyxxel • 26 points
I have forgotten now where it happened, but some road director got tired of how lighting towers using lattice structure regularly got damaged even from quite small hits. So he ordered guard rail around each mast. Good until a car did drive straight into that guard rail. So instead of a tower intended to fail for safety reasons, the car crashed very wildly into very, very strong guard rail. The manager who ordered the guard rails “but how could I have known…”

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_Aech_ • 110 points
This incident is literally GTA’s inspiration for putting the tank in their game.

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Cosmic_Quasar • 17 points
Now I wanna see the inspiration for making the tank [fly.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e0_B1SZSuJo)

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PatientSomewhere2867 • 8 points
The cheat was probably created with cars in mind, it just so happens that the rhino is probably of the same vehicle class in the code.

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fullmetaljackass • 7 points
GTA III had an actual airplane (the Dodo,) that you could fly. The Dodo was essentially a car with some extra code bolted on to make it able to generate lift, and steer in the air. The flying car cheat just applies the extra Dodo physics code to every vehicle. The tank is the most popular vehicle to use with the flying cars cheat because it is the only vehicle in the game that can generate thrust in the air. The recoil from firing the turret is strong enough to move the tank, and firing it backwards while flying keeps you moving fast enough to stay in the air. Any other vehicle begins losing speed as soon as the wheels leave the ground and is unable to maintain more than a few seconds of lift.

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Room16 • 3 points
Did we all have the same childhood?

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IIIIlllIIIIIlllII • 23 points
We’re old man

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SamuelClemmens • 44 points
The reason GTA (the original) had a tank you could steal was a direct reference to this video clip being on the news.

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KindaDampSand • 11 points
They do even if you drive a car into one, they are built to fall over.

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unclefisty • 5 points
They do that on purpose. The pole falling over is less dangerous than someone smashing into the Immovable Object at 40+mph and getting obliterated.

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beklog • 195 points
Should have gone for a paint job

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derangedsweetheart • 106 points
Woah! We don’t touch anything that hot!

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abholeenthusiast • 56 points
Tank: \**rolls out*\* Cops: that’s not the tank we’re looking for

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razzraziel • 9 points
Should have gone for the fighter jet

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