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In the meantime, in Ontario…

**What Happened:**
In a small Ontario town, the local bakery ran out of coffee. Now, this was no ordinary coffee shortage; this was a full-blown crisis. The residents, deeply entrenched in their morning caffeine routine, started experiencing withdrawal symptoms. One morning, Mrs. Thompson, a sweet elderly lady, set up a makeshift “slice of cake for coffee” barter system outside the bakery, attracting a crowd faster than you could say “double-double.” Soon, people were trading muffins, donuts, and even apples from their lunchboxes, all while looking over their shoulders like they were part of a secret heist.

**Why It’s Funny:**
The absurdity of the situation was enough to crack anyone up! Picture senior citizens haggling over baked goods as if they were at a farmer’s market, and Mr. Jenkins, who swore he could go without coffee for a week, announcing every five minutes how he could “really use a piping hot latte.” It was an unexpected free-for-all, with an air of seriousness that made it feel like an unusual episode of a reality show called “The Great Canadian Coffee Conflict.” In the end, the town’s coffee revival was marked not just by caffeine but by the sheer camaraderie and chaotic bartering that left everyone with a fervent appreciation for both pastries and the liquid caffeine that fuels their mornings!

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gortez33 • 60 points
Best I can give you is a hee haw.

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CatrineDream • 37 points
This is a Schrödinger’s sign – it exists but can never fulfill its purpose

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DismalDude77 • 10 points
Or choke a goose. That would also result in honking noises.

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thundastruck69 • 4 points
If you are choking a goose and its still honking you are very clearly not strangling that goose good enough. Shameful.

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Ahelex • 4 points
Assuming the goose isn’t a Canada goose and didn’t murder you beforehand.

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JijiSpitz • 6 points
They could just use their voice

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CatrineDream • 1 points
😂

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20190419 • 2 points
Can I honk my nose? (Amish Lawyer). Honk, my goose…. honky-tonk…

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take_it_to_the_mo • 1 points
I think therefore I am(ish).

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LazloDaLlama • 12 points
Fun fact! There is actually a subreddit dedicated for the Amish. r/Amish

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Ghostofjemfinch • 5 points
“This community doesn’t have any posts” Sad. Not even a “how was your rumspringa?”

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counterfitster • 2 points
It would have to be “how is your runspringa going?”

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Itisd • 2 points
Lol

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smiljan • 11 points
Imagining a carriage full of Amish folks honking like geese then all giggling together.

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WhatDaufuskie • 8 points
Fuckin Degens.

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GiveYerBallsATugYaTF • 5 points
People don’t get letterkenny references and it makes me sad

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BadWolfCubed • 4 points
Figger it oat.

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GiveYerBallsATugYaTF • 4 points
Tit fucker

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theangryintern • 2 points
And that’s what I appreciates about you.

-GoodNewsEveryone • 1 points
Spare parts I say!

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gorgofdoom • 2 points
Gotta take 20% off the top

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lostalaska • 12 points
Dumbest possible take… What’s a Mish?

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Fartimer • 20 points
You can find a mish here. r/amish

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MeatSuzuki • 10 points
OK that’s just hilarious.

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janzeera • 2 points
🎶 Never gonna give you up….. 🎶

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knowledgeable_diablo • 2 points
Dang. That’s a lot of snow.

-GoodNewsEveryone • 1 points
This is in spring.

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hot_diggity_dang_ • 2 points
This is why every horse drawn carriage has a box to store your goose in

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urbanek2525 • 1 points
Just gotta squeeze the goose you have in your buggy.

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LastListener • 1 points
Looks warm

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