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Jack is evaluating the weight capacity of the new agricultural machinery.
F
That’s so stupid. Can I go next?
W
I got a harness and a hard hat, OSHA approved?
T
Safety squints and you are good to go.
T
Ah, I see that you are familiar with government jobs or some experience gained at a local carnival.
B
> Safety squints I miss the old AvE. Focus you FUCK
V
Before he went all crazy nutjob?
P
You also need shoes that can’t come off.
P
r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
S
Came in to comment like “I guess this is why women live longer” and there’s a whole mf subreddit on it. I have no original thoughts.
F
I remember years ago I got some abusive redditor in my inbox yelling at me and claiming feminism was evil because women live longer than men, and clearly that was our fault. And as I read this I had a vivid flashback to the night before where a male coworker told me about having one of the waitresses tase him to ‘see if her taser felt different from the other time I was tased.”
M
Wow! Awesome sub…but…I can only scroll for a little bit because people are trying to get hurt all the time.
P
I had the same thought. This is definitely why men don’t live as long as women lol
G
He’s a farmer. That’s probably not the most dangerous thing he did *that day.*
G
I had the chance to talk to an *ancient* Firestone engineer who told me about the time they had him climb into a tractor tire with a flashlight where they then mounted and inflated it to check on the viability of a repair. “*The tractor and tire was too big to roll out of the field*” was the explanation
T
Absolutely. We did some fucking *wild* shit on farms. Man I kinda miss it.
T
That is.. obviously incredibly dangerous. Watching him flap around as it changes direction was wild.
O
For real. They really didn’t need to take him that high to prove their point
V
People seem to not realize falling over ten feet is super dangerous. Met a bunch of hunters who fell from tree stands between 12-20 feet up because they didn’t wear a harness and ended up have multiple serious surgeries to fix their backs/knees/hips etc and a few were paralyzed
T
You could attach a harness to that drone and have the best redneck ride ever. You could even airlift your kid over to the general store to pick up a pack of cigarettes for you.
R
Everyone predicted flying cars, well here it is. It’s a 2025 Dodge Dangler.
T
😃 You are going to need the Hemi to bring Aunt Cathy home from the Friday Baptist dinner.
J
The Heli
G
Imagine controlling it *while* sitting in the harness.
S
🤣🤣 I can hear it now.. ***”Henry, go grab the straps! I’m flying Cleatus over to the mini mart to get me sum cigs… No, dang it, there’s no time for the helmet. I’m nic fittin somethin fierce!”***
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“Don’t worry about it! We got Larry Jr. hooked up. Cletus still has that limp from the last fall. Look at him go! Yep, he’s almost over the ridge….Shit. No more Larry. Grab Cletus again before he runs off!”
I
Easier to get the cigarettes yourself and never return
B
Yes. Being attached to the machine with blades spinning super fast is better.
O
My thoughts, I’d love a drone like that if it had harnesses but without it I’d be on a wheelchair by the next tuesday.
U
It’s ok, I’m already in a wheelchair so this must mean I am immune and can ride the murderdrone 😏
D
these are the next rural golfcart. cant wait to dodge piss-drunk hillbillies crashlanding out of the sky.
B
Great uncle went up a tree to remove a tree stand left in it and fell, was in the forest for 3 hours before he dragged himself to somewhere he could get help, ended up losing a leg to that.
O
Dude, just falling down is super dangerous, much less 40 feet up in the air! The older I get the more I realize how not funny that old ad from the 80s was that we used to make fun of as kids.
T
“I’ve fallen! And I can’t get up!”
M
Can’t get up? Ask your doctor about Cialis.
T
Side effects include anal bleeding, an anal pissing, and possibly farts.
B
I was gonna do those things anyway.
G
It’s an incredibly important product. But the ad is still funny as shit.
G
100%. If you’ve ever looked at the OSHA list of workplace fatalities for the year and their very brief cause of death, it seems like every 5th entry is falling from the bed of a pick-up truck. That’s all it takes, especially if you’re a burly dude.
T
Good thing there’s a thing to air lift them to hospital right there!😂
G
10 ft? People trip and hit their heads and die pretty regularly.
P
Tbh, they only do it once, I wouldn’t call that regular.
W
Seriously. I would have let go after going up about 3 feet.
I
And that’s why no one will remember your name.
S
Farmer Troy has fallen to his death
T
>And that’s why no one will remember your name. I’d rather not be remembered than be remembered as a dumbfuck.
S
That’s no longer a test
F
Grip strength test.
F
Yap, that was personal revenge.
S
Me in my 20’s: “move out the way, I’m first!”. Vs. Me in my 40’s: “fucking moron is going to die!”.
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Me at 50: I dislocated a shoulder just watching this moron
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