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Jesus feline 😼

One day, my neighbor’s cat, Whiskers, jumped onto my windowsill and began to bask in the sunlight, striking the perfect pose with his paws outstretched. As I watched, I couldn’t help but notice how much he resembled classic paintings of Jesus casting his divine presence. My friend, who had just walked in, burst out laughing and declared him “Jesus Cat,” a feline savior of all things lazy. From that day forward, we started joking that he was the miracle worker of our street—turning empty pizza boxes into cat beds and transforming the most mundane moments into pure entertainment.
Just imagine a cat, looking all majestic and holy, wandering around like he’s about to perform miracles over spilled kibble or resurrecting lost toys from under the couch! We even created a little church for him out of an old shoe box, where we’d hold ‘services’ to worship his fluffy holiness. It turns out that the only miracle Whiskers was really interested in was making treats appear, but hey, who can blame a cat for wanting a little divine snack time?

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avz008 • 134 points
Could you possibly call him Cadam?

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Entropy_dealer • 25 points
I’m a Cat-oh-lick and I approve.

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yourcraziestdream • 5 points
and on the seventh day, he knocked everything off the table.

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booze_bacon_guns • 3 points
holy skippidy-paps

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Freud-Network • 1 points
Adamcat also works.

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ztomiczombie • 3 points
Catadm sounds like the superhuman ruler of a fictional nation that The Rock is obsessed with.

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vacaaa • 65 points
I don’t know why but this amuses me so much

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LoLIron_com • 1 points
I don’t know why this tickles my funny bone but here we are chuckling like it’s a private joke with my brain.

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splgackster • 93 points
The cat would be Adam, not Jesus. Jesus is many, many ribs ahead in the future, if you’re into that kinda thing. That’s just a cat being a cat- likely an asshole- like cats have been since, again, long before Jesus.

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counterfitster • 3 points
Mmm, ribs

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Gecken83 • -20 points
Jesus, Adam… one of the biblical characters;)

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feltcutewilldelete69 • 15 points
I’m not religious, but damn dude this is really basic knowledge. If not about the bible, at least about Michelangelo. They made us watch that super boring movie in middle school.

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GusGreen82 • 10 points
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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CynicalCaffeinAddict • 3 points
Edit because my phone fell on my face and posted. Sadly not. Had a few buddies go to Italy once and I stalked their Snapchat because it was my dream vacation. One of em posted a joke about the big naked white guy who’s junk was so small a leaf covered it. I replied something about David having balls too big for renaissance sensibilities. Fast forward to their return, they were showing me pictures and hanging out, and I had said something again about the David. They asked, ‘Who’s David?’ ‘Big naked marble guy, killed Goliath, you posted a selfie of you biting at his leaf.’ ‘That David? Thought you were naming the statue for fun.’ I could have called the statue Bob and they wouldn’t have bat an eye…

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KittenVicious • 2 points
The art is titled “Creation of Adam”

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jillvalenti3 • 1 points
Lot, Noah, Esau, Dinah, God’s brother Baal, Mary, take your pick ☺️

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Gecken83 • -6 points
Um, the only names I recognize are Noah and Marie 🙈

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jillvalenti3 • -1 points
Consider yourself blessed 😂

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Gecken83 • -4 points
Oh wait… God has a brother? Never heard of him 🫣

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FutureLost • 0 points
I’m fond of Zerubbabel.

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jillvalenti3 • 3 points
what about Nimrod?

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splgackster • 2 points
I’d say Dookie 1st, Insomniac 2nd, American Idiot 3rd, then Nimrod, but that’s just me.

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KopfSmertZz • 21 points
Do. Not. Point. That. Thing. At. Me.

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FeelingVanilla2594 • 13 points
Biblically accurate cat

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LiquorIsQuickor • 10 points
I. Don’t. Want. A. Second. Brain cell.

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CpuJunky • 15 points
Let us paws and prey

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sreek4r • 14 points
DO NOT THE CAT

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CuriOS_26 • 5 points
PLEASE

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Schnapper94 • 19 points
I said don’t touch the paws!

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SpraySpecialist3221 • 3 points
now ik why my cat beats me to death

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