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Maintain your space
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Parallel parking championships have wild rules.
K
You made me laugh. Thank you.
G
At least it’s not a Ford Pinto.
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it is now 🙂
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He’s just upset he missed out the chance roll the dice with the OG pinto, so he’s making his own.
J
You will never park wrong for the rest of your life with this simple trick.
F
Kaboom？
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Yes Rico, kaboom.
A
😀
E
There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!
H
Kablow?
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Rip granny
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💥SGHBAB💥
T
Good parking sensor🤔😅
U
What you’ve done here Hammond, is given 3 elderly women all heart attacks…
M
Oh cock
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the chance of elderly women knowing what that is, is not zero… but close.
J
You can only fail once.
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For sure will know if you hit something. Even if it’s the last thing you know. And if there is real parking sensors, the sounds just became so meaningful
P
Sure, you only get one shot at it.
G
It’ll stop the tailgaters as well!
F
💥 OP we’re there.
T
If at first you dont kaboom… kaboom, kaboom, kaboom.
J
To shreds, you say?
G
No kaboom today. Kaboom tomorrow.
R
[BOOM](https://i.redd.it/t6uk1tl6nv5f1.gif)
D
Don’t worry, the safety pin is still in there.
N
Came in to say this but thinking about it, the fact that the pin is there makes me worry more that it might be real.
D
That’s how they get ya. Don’t fall for it, ram into their ass!
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> ram into their ass Beg pardon?
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Peg* pardon
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Peg hardon
D
What? I’m just saying they should call their bluff. Worse that’ll happen they might blow out their back from the sudden shot.
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Sry, it was a reference to my username.
M
*an analogy to your username
B
r/suddenlygay
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Tbh I would be backing into cars if I had that just to freak people
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RAMMING SPEEEEEEED!!
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r/nocontext
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I’m sure the bomb squad is going to have some concerns
E
I’ve got to believe there’s somewhere you can buy the metal casings. Assuming it’s not just a replica.
O
Should be hooked to the rear wiper arm, as a precaution…
A
Imagine being a tailgater and seeing it pull the pin out..
O
With a bumper sticker that says “I pull out” for extra douche points? I like the way you think…
D
You don’t play games, I like that!
J
Shhh, the tailgaiters don’t need to know that.
Y
I feel so much better now /s
D
Not sure I would trust a 2mm thick piece of wire to protect me if I happen to crash into it at 30km/h. That safety pin is likely only meant for handling/shipping purposes.
B
Safety, always off! Now fuck off! I got work to do!
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