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Last Saturday, my friend Mark decided to host a barbecue in his backyard. Determined to make a great impression, he confidently declared that he would handle the grilling. As the smell of burgers wafted through the air, he suddenly dropped an entire tray of raw chicken onto the grass—now a mudslide of splatters everywhere! His face went pale as he scrambled to pick them up, muttering about how he was “just trying to stay as clean as possible” while being the self-appointed grill master.
Watching Mark wrestle with the slippery chicken while trying not to track the mess inside was like viewing a slapstick comedy. With every attempt to wipe his hands on his apron, he ended up with more dirt than he started with, resembling a contestant on a messy game show rather than a backyard chef. By the end of the day, the only thing Mark managed to grill was a whole lot of laughter—his chicken had been replaced with the unforgettable image of him sliding around like a cartoon character!
F
This is exactly how I think a stock market operates
N
Buy high and selling low Stonks. Hahahah
W
Nope. Up as soon as he sells. Down as soon as he buys.
J
She sells sea stock shells at the stock sea shell market.
J
Regards, no matter what you do.
C
and smokin big doinks
M
How do I get to be the stock market equivalent of the guy swinging the balloon then?
S
Run for congress.
A
Become the president of the United States
D
That’s the neat part! You don’t!
T
Hi, 17 year finance professional here. This is precisely how day trading stocks and cryptocurrency works.
I
“professional”
J
Investiment magician?
I
Considering what he said about his day trading skills, more like degenerate wsb gambler.
S
Yeah except it’s only poor people that get hit The rich folks got 100 changes of clothes off to the side
J
The world at large. Someone needs to lose for someone else to win. Is it worth it
N
If you’re trying to time the market… then yes.
I
Getting facials? xD
D
I have the worst fucking timing.
J
Reminds me of that South Park episode where they cut the chickens head off on the wheel
C
Minions IRL
I
This is exactly how my last three brain cells look trying to decide what to eat for dinner, minions brain cells lol
S
White shirt copped a feel at 1:40
K
Can’t blame him. If my friend were that well-built I would too.
E
Don’t care if it’s scripted, they still took ink water balloons to the face for a gag. Game respects Game.
O
Exactly he received a tremendous blow to the face
G
Scott Sterling!
N
The man! The myth! The legend!
M
His face is like a brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot!
C
I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS KICK
N
[For those who want to rewatch or today’s lucky 10,000.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0) > LOOK AT HIM BEG FOR MERCY, WHEN IT’S MERCY THAT SHOULD BE BEGGING FOR HIM
H
I can’t believe it! How can you precisely hit the same target over and over again? 😀
H
A Flawless Victory
P
I mean, would there even be a big difference if it was scripted or not? I think it would be just as funny playing the game normally as a scripted lol
C
Three Stooges level of commitment.
N
How is this fake? It’s literally just a game.
C
they can see, pay attention to the last clip the guy adjusts towards the balloon when its off center so it hits him. also pay attention to his facial expression before it hits, he flinches
L
*Something happens on camera. Internet: Must be scripted.
R
what does scripted mean in this context? How would one “script” this?
C
they can see, pay attention to the last clip the guy adjusts towards the balloon when its off center so it hits him. also pay attention to his facial expression before it hits, he flinches
R
I think they’re flinching because they know when they stand there’s a possibility they’re about to get beamed in the face… that’s the game. And I’m not seeing any adjustments happening. What would even be the point of faking blindfolds for this? I think you’re being needlessly skeptical.
O
You cared enough to mention it. Couldn’t help yourself.
A
Man than really got you didn’t it? Lol
B
They really need to make this an olympic event.
B
“Gawd mom, You gotta let me practice Stand-And-Get-Hit-In-The-Face if I’m ever gonna go pro!”
K
There is a german gameshow called “Schlag den Henssler”. Its filled with various mundane challenges. For example, fill up a glass of water while blindfolded, relying only on sound: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lur7XzOwXY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lur7XzOwXY) Or this other challenge where they need to cut objects of equal weight without measuring tools: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBE9WbadIA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBE9WbadIA)
S
The person in the middle has the worst odds since that is when the pendulum has the fastest velocity
S
Correct conclusion but wrong reasoning. The faster velocity if anything would give middle person an advantage since the balloon overlaps their position for a shorter time. However the difference is quite minimal and not a factor. The person in the middle has worse odds because the “safe zone” when they can stand is one long period for the outer chairs (while the balloon travels past the other 2 and returns), compared to two short periods for the middle person.
W
Ehhhhh… that’s not true; you’re making a continuity error by creating a discrete start/stop point. Relatively speaking, each person has the same amount of time and risk of getting hit by the pendulum. While the person at the center will have increasing risk as the frequency of the swings decrease, the difference is negligible. Because they’re standing in a cyclic order rather than front to back and then back to front (wherein the person in the center WOULD have some sort of a challenge, though arguably, the changing frequency would present a bigger challenge for the people on the end) they retain the same risk on any given swing.
E
The person in the middle does have a slight disadvantage from the balloon always being in its lowest point in the middle. The people sitting in either end can have near misses just barely crouching out of the balloons way where in the center it would still connect.
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