Man chugs a full beer through his nostrils.

He looks like a guy who would drink a beer through his nose somehow.

Sir, there’s a booger in your beer. What, where? Oh that, no it’s not… no, it’snot.

You motherfucker. That was my joke before I saw this. I wish death upon your eggplants

“I was born for this!”

I think I saw a video of him doing just that

All of the burn, none of the taste

To be fair I have had some beers where that would be preferable

We’ve all had that experience. Unfortunately.

Gordon Carbon, pretty much. Good beer when you want to be a lil drunk without having to drink liters of beer. Awful taste, though.

> Good beer when you want to be a lil drunk without having to drink liters of beer. You know there are more concentrated versions of alcoholic drinks right?

Yes but I said “a lil drunk”. Not wasted. I’m not 18 anymore. And, even if it taste bad, it does feel good going down your throat. I do have bottles of strong stuff but they’re way more pricy so I keep them for when I get visitors. Except for the Jägermeister … I like having a few shots of it in the winter.

Try Belgian beers. Strong as wine, and still taste incredible.

I am from Belgium lol. The beers you’re talking about are probably “tripel” beers such as the Tripel Karmeliet. They taste really good but I have a hard time digesting them since those are usually highly fermented.

Haha back in my day there was a brew out of Chicago called old tyme The taste was bad but the texture was somehow worse

Beer called “Camo 40” used to cost $2.99 for a 40 Oz. and it would put you on your ass. A lot of Drunk, Little beer, very terrible taste.

Im practically an alcoholic and I still can barely believe anyone likes the taste of beer, like any beer. Michelob is decent and becks is kinda good but like 85% of that is just “it’s not as bad as the others” instead of actually liking it. I like 21% gas station liquor since it does the job and it’s not too bad if you know how to chase it correctly. Before and after, not just after. And Yohoo is like the best chaser possible. Craft beer people are about to tear me apart for this.

You don’t like bread juice? Isn’t beer just basically bread juice.

Not gonna tear you apart but I feel like any mass produced beer besides maybe Guinness taste like ass. A good juicy/hazy IPA with some citrus flavor from a microbrewery goes hard. Or a creamy milk stout. Mmmmmmm. A girl I used to date said she hated beer and my hack was to take a single sip of her juicy IPA then fill the neck of the bottle with orange juice. It was just enough sweetness to round out the hops for her and she loved it.

I am a firm believer of ‘theres a beer out there for you, you just haven’t found it yet.’ for the non beer drinkers. I’ve had plenty of friends try numerous beers with the same complaint of ‘it tastes beer-y’ I used to prefer a more hop forward and my best friend hated every beer I gave her that I liked because of that. Turns out she’s a stout girl, (coffee stouts especially). There’s so many styles that cover so many flavor profiles. Odds are, if you’re willing to try, you’ll find something you like.

You’re absolutely right. I have a female friend with a sweet tooth that thought she hated beer and is now obsessed with chocolate stouts. Too sweet for me but she says it’s like drinking dessert lol. Too many people drank Bud Light at the beer pong table in high school and think that’s beer.

> Or a creamy milk stout. You should look up a brand called Dragons Milk. It’s like $16 a 4 pack but you’d love it, and its strong.

I use these to make beer ice cream 🤌🏼

Float style icecream? …that sounds awesome, im going to try that today.

Nope, an actual ice cream. Essentially you make a custard (heavy cream, sugar, egg yolks) with about a cup of beer and heat it to cook the eggs (without scrambling them) and cook off the alcohol. then cool it and run it through an ice cream churn. It’s amazing. The recipe works really well with stouts. I’ve even made variants using a s’mores and adding chocolate chunks and marshmallows! It’s definitely a fan favorite when I bring it to friends houses. This is the recipe I followhttps://www.theawl.com/2012/06/how-to-make-beer-ice-cream/

Colt 45 Cream coming up!

Does it come with a side of zigzags?

The hand gesture made this comment even better as an italian😅😅

I’ll keep an eye out for it. Thanks!

Well, I’m glad people are out there enjoying their alcoholic grapefruit juice

> Not gonna tear you apart but I feel like any mass produced beer besides maybe Guinness taste like ass. Yeah Guiness doesn’t taste like ass at all! It tastes like licking a leather boot that just got splashed with pond water! Get it right!