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Man discovers a woman unconscious in a vehicle that’s still in motion.

Man discovers unconscious woman in a moving vehicle.

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MiliTerry • 11,479 points
Even if she’s not on fentanyl, it’s still warranting calling some type of emergency service

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Remarkable-Opening69 • 416 points
But they’re minutes away. Scary.

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Jono_vision • 2,571 points
In her case, I’d imagine she’s on car-fentanyl.

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FarAwayHills • 367 points
Nice

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Yiplzuse • 5,571 points
Could be a medical condition, low blood sugar etc.

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Solivaga • 1,857 points
Yeah, if that was me it’d she’s either on something or she’s having a medical episode – I wouldn’t be calling her “bitch” unless I was pretty certain that it was the former

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Tacos4Texans • 1,727 points
That “bitch” sounded more out of concern than malice.

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DownvoteDaemon • 1,042 points
Bitch why is your blood sugar low! wtf

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sentient_salami • 233 points
Do you have any potions? Or food?

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Davegrave • 194 points
Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. Damn it Otto, you’re an alcoholic! Damn it Otto, you have Lupus! One of these two doesn’t sound right.

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Tokijlo • 685 points
I think he was kind of panicking, dude.

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Politanao • 1,134 points
It was a Jesse Pinkman kind of ”Bitch”

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bertbarndoor • 253 points
Lol, it’s ok then. Class.

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Yiplzuse • 264 points
It clearly sounds to me like he is assuming drugs. I am right there with you, first question is are you ok? And the what happened? You can assess what’s going on from her response.

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MyNameIsSoLonggggggg • 4 points
My god, shut up

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Shloopy_Dooperson • 579 points
She’s like 100% a bar head. My mom was the same way on Xanies. Same tone same everything. She’s blacked out on them.

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OkieBobbie • 219 points
Had to look up bar head in urban dictionary. That’s a new one or me.

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epicenter69 • 2,338 points
As someone with seizures, and unable to drive because of an accident, this is very possible. I didn’t even know I had an accident. I woke up and I was looking around in a daze. People would’ve easily mistaken it for a drug episode. I wouldn’t blame them.

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RedditBlowsHarder • 93 points
Bitch, better have your insulin.

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athural • 325 points
Insulin reduces your blood sugar, if you find a diabetic in a state like this give then /sugar/ if you’ve got a sugar cube literally in your pocket that’s amazing, but juice or fruit or candy just anything with immediate sugar because low blood sugar kills you quick and high blood sugar takes years

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run5k • 216 points
> Bitch, better have your insulin. Opposite. Better have your sugar. Insulin lowers blood sugar, but if you forget to eat or wait too long while on insulin, your blood sugar will crash causing you to pass out. I keep Nature Valley Biscuit Sandwiches, Cinnamon Almond Butter in my car at all times for that very reason. They may not be as fast as glucose tablets, but they stabilize it very well.

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D3vilUkn0w • 146 points
Diabetic here. It could be hypoglycemia…if your sugar gets too low you pass out. Insulin is not what you want then! A york peppermint patty or two is the thing that brings you back

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_name_of_the_user_ • 32 points
Call 911, ask for an ambulance and police. Edit, Since the thread is locked I’ll add this here. As a layman I don’t know enough to assume this woman is coherent or not. I’ve seen people come out of a seizure, or after fainting, who could talk and respond, but weren’t coherent. And there’s likely many other scenarios where this could also be true. I’d rather call an ambulance and end up being wrong about needing them, then not call and end up needing them. Thanks for the advice ER doc, but this is one time I’m not going to take it.

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monsieurkaizer • -8 points
Dispatcher will get that, or the police can call the ambulance after assessing her. She is trying to put the car into drive to get away and is more in need of law enforcement than medical personnel since she wakes up and is more or less coherent. No need to bother an ambulance with someone who is awake and speaking for themselves. Sincerely an ER doc who helps police with these kinds of drivers all the time.

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MarkSkywalker • 21 points
Damn, yeah I didn’t even think about the “classy tat sleeve”. I forgot that tattoos give you superpowers that prevent you from having medical conditions.

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ObsidianOne • 5,757 points
Can’t even take a lil nappy nap while driving anymore. What has this world come to?

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OkieBobbie • 852 points
She didn’t have cruise control on. Rookie mistake.

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