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One evening, Michael Rapaport decided to have a quiet dinner at home, determined to experience life like the average joe. He donned a pair of sweatpants, whipped up some frozen lasagna, and plopped down in front of the TV, fully ready to lose himself in the evening news. Just as he took the first bite, a stray noodle somehow flung itself across the room, landing perfectly on his cat, who looked thoroughly unimpressed.
Here’s the twist—Michael Rapaport, known for his loud, larger-than-life personality, found himself in a surprisingly relatable moment of dinner chaos. You could almost hear his iconic voice broadcasting, “Is it just me, or does frozen lasagna have a vendetta against cats?” Watching a man used to scenes of glitz and glam struggle with a rogue pasta noodle felt like witnessing a celebrity take a time-out in their chaotic world, reminding us all that no one is immune to the joys of a dinner mishap.
V
That’s a last bite move…..not mid meal.
C
You know your shit mr chair
T
How do you shovel food, do you cleave it into your moist hole Mr cleave?
B
Welp it’s been fun internet I’m gonna head out now.
C
Now now Mr. Enthusiast, would you kindly stay a while?
O
We all make choices in life, Mr. Ted, but in the end our choices make us.
B
Well said (Mr) Prime
R
I couldn’t agree more Ms. Crusty Bustacean.
P
With which plasmid do you prepare your *rapturous* delicacies??
B
Bees. Always the bees.
O
Better than scooping it with a cup, innit?
M
“Please, Mr. Chair was my father.”
M
Pfp makes this perfect
T
“Couch!? That’s Mrs. Couch you commie PoS! “
T
He could be regurgitating
A
And even then, you tilt the plate TOWARD your mouth… not away from it. You put your mouth NEXT to the edge of the plate… you don’t put the plate IN your mouth.
M
You don’t deepthroat your flatware?
E
How is what you wrote *not* a new sentence? Lol!
C
Well sorrrrrrry Mr. Fancy pants food shoveler. Some of us are still trying to understand how forks and knives work, and what gravity is. I mean even physicists don’t understand gravity, otherwise it wouldn’t still be called a “theory”. So checkmate fork and knife users, a sideways spoon moving uphill can (apparently) be just as efficient. Let me guess, you also think drinking wine out of a coke can is some crazy idea to hide your mid day drinking?
P
Read this in his voice hah
H
That’s how you get liquid on the plate running down your shirt.
J
My man is raking. It’s a more sophisticated method than funneling.
R
It’s an every bite move if you’re Goku.
I
He uses two hands to drink out of a water glass in some scenes. He might be having some issues with his hands. Just an observation, I don’t feel bad for him. He’s a POS.
R
There’s still tons of food on the plate
O
At least half a plate left after that bite.
S
Agreed. The rules are very clear on this matter.
G
Lmao that is a full plate
E
Absolutely and at home , not in public eating like a muppet
J
That’s a last bite move of a toddler. Not normal behaviour for a grown man.
F
Edgar wants more sugar.
A
Sugar… In… Water…. More….. More……
T
Wearing him like a suit. Like an [Eggar suit…](https://youtu.be/6BfNFjrNPUA?si=CWq8LHXxohsqCfqD)
P
First performance that made me realize acting is really fucken legit. Could not see that guy as human
L
Mmhmhmmhmmmhm
F
That’s not Egger. That’s like somethin’ wearin’ an Egger suit
M
at least you spelled it right
J
Does he think somebody is going to take it away from him?
P
My husband eats like this. I call it “kirby-ing” his food. It’s unreal.
T
He needs the Paul Blart mall cop fork that vibrates when he’s eating too fast. It’s just fuel….its just fuel….
T
Does he ever eat the bowl on accident? If so, what type of fruit do you put in him after?
B
Yup, Hamas probably
S
I too eat the plate along with the pasta… let nothing go to waste!
T
Get this man a bread bowl on the double
W
I know bakers hate bread becoming bowls but man those things are amazing. I’m so sorry bakers, but bread bowls can’t be beat.
9
Why do they hate bread bowls for?
O
Because you disembowel a perfectly formed loaf to make the bowl. And it takes a a full day of baking to make each one unless you’re using instant yeast and not sourdough. Edit: And to add insult to injury, most people don’t eat the whole bread bowl and you can’t repurpose it.
H
>Edit: And to add insult to injury, most people don’t eat the whole bread bowl and you can’t repurpose it. In that case I’m proud to say I’ve eaten every bread bowl I’ve ordered, which I’m pretty sure has just been clam chowder a couple of times. It probably should be more common a thing to just offer a little sourdough bread on the side though (which seems to be all most people eat) lol, I was dying after those entire bread bowls.
A
>most people don’t eat the whole bread bowl straight to jail
H
The parts that are removed can be used for other purposes though. Not eating the bowl is just wasteful. That is the entire point!
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