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Micheal Bisping discusses weight cutting with harsh timing as a fighter collapses.

**What Happened:** In a packed arena, former UFC champion Michael Bisping was delivering one of his classic, no-holds-barred rants about the brutal realities of weight cutting. As he animatedly explained the torturous process of saunas, dehydration, and the sheer willpower required to make weight, suddenly, right on cue, a fighter in the background collapsed in a dramatic heap. The crowd gasped, a mixture of shock and laughter bubbling up as Bisping’s timing couldn’t have been more ironically perfect.

**Why It’s Funny:** The sight of Bisping passionately describing the struggles of weight cutting while someone literally dropped like a sack of potatoes was like a real-life sitcom moment. It was as if the universe conspired to serve him a punchline, reminding everyone that while talk of sacrifices is one thing, the reality of the fight game brings a whole new level of drama—and hilarity. Bisping, half laughing and half concerned, was left standing there, transforming from a motivational speaker to an accidental stand-up comedian in a matter of seconds.

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Calm-Treacle8677 • 477 points
You couldn’t have scripted that any better

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Kalabula • 156 points
For real. “It’s not hard, is it” thunk!

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ther0ll • 35 points
In theory he is right. A well managed camp, proper nutrition, proper weight cut and all should be good. Unfortunately in practice these guys are pushing their limits so they can suck as much as possible under the regulations and then step into the ring as heavy as possible on fight night. As long as weight classes are a thing. And I don’t see a good reason why they shouldn’t be. Then this will always be an issue.

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MetalBeardKing • 19 points
Just a suggestion … two or three weigh ins , probably best to consult a sports doctor but like a week before or 10 days before and then a day before and the night of… Maybe I’m being naïve , even missing something but open to hear

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heneryDoDS2 • 12 points
In theory that sounds fine, but in reality I’m imagining guys going from pushing the medical limits for a few days before weigh in, to a full 10 day marathon of really dangerous practices.

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luchajefe • 8 points
Right, boxing already extended weigh-ins to 36 hours out and made them private, the public weigh-in now is just for show. Either we allow people to feel the consequences or enable them enough to where they don’t respect them anymore.

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MetalBeardKing • 3 points
I mean, they’d have to be at the same weight 10 days before , the day before, and the day of.. and it’s at least better than the current system..

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EnderSword • 0 points
I think you’d really have to get more into stuff like ‘Weigh in of this much with a Hydration of X% or more..’ gotta try to explicitly rule out what the unhealthy ways are

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MetalBeardKing • 0 points
Totally , like it’s doable it’s completely doable. The problem is that the governing bodies don’t want to do it… and the fans and press aren’t pushing for it …

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bigloser42 • 5 points
They can keep the weight classes, just add a second weigh-in 30s before the starting bell. Pass both or you don’t fight.

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Svennis79 • 3 points
If you have pushed things so far you are about to keel over, then you really won’t do well in the fight, so this should prevent the extreme end of it. You would be your true fighting weight.

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FuriousFurryFisting • 1 points
Will never happen when there is pay per view on the line.

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GhostDieM • 1 points
Well good thing that’s not a thing anymore then 😉 (they just switched to a subscription)

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pinkynarftroz • 1 points
Is there a reason the weigh in isn’t right before the fight? That way you’d have to be at weight, but healthy enough to actually fight.

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Lansing616 • 2 points
What’s the ruling theory as to why they aren’t weighed on the day, seconds before stepping into the ring? Who cares what your opponent weighed a couple days ago lol

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gemonic • 1 points
Why can’t they just make them weigh in on the way to the ring? That way you are definitely fighting in the weight class you belong or your cutting and will pay the price by being not in the right shape to fight.

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rhalf • 11 points
It reminds me of the Italian verb ‘gufare’. It was best illustrated during an F1 race by a commentator saying the cars have luckily cleared the first corner without an accident. As he was saying it, a car appears in a frame sideways, cutting a corner, through the grass, then taking a bunch of other drivers with him.

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Blasphemousroar • 4 points
We call this in the FGC and esports scene “commentators curse”

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erlkonig64 • 2 points
Common in American Football as well. “He hasn’t missed a field goal all season from this range..” \*Kicker shanks it wide right\*

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bmf1989 • 1 points
Literally looks like it straight out of a sitcom

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nayrwolf • 201 points
The timing of that is hilarious. That’s the only part that’s funnny. It’s sad that athletes push themselves into medically dangerous territory in order to make weight for fights. Doctors should be involved at weigh-in checking for dehydration, tachycardia and any other weight cutting maladies that can come up. Both the fighter and coaches should be fined for being so reckless.

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Sunaruni • 53 points
They canceled his fight, so that’s a bit of a fine.

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winkman • 110 points
IMO, there should be a 2nd weigh in AT the fight. Everyone knows that these guys weigh like 15-20 lbs more on fight night–that’s not “making weight”. If you’re fighting 155, you should weigh 155 before the fight, not weigh 154.9 at the weigh in and 173 at the fight.

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hitchenator • 8 points
Are we all just going to ignore ONE championship weigh ins? That already do this so much better?

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Astangaman • 2 points
Good shout

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MattAlex99 • 5 points
The ONE championship rules are easily exploitable and put fighters in even more danger. There is a good video by [MMA on Point](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaqqicqGL0s) where they discuss this. In a follow up [Oliver Barley shows that this works in practice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XORKwmGmsKA). Realistically, the only way to really prevent weight cutting is to follow fighters around for month(s) and track their weight.

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winkman • 1 points
Please explain.

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hitchenator • 1 points
They monitor fighters water levels before the fight. So if they weight cut, by cutting water, they are disqualified.

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whatsmyusername007 • 4 points
People would die in the ring if they did ring side weigh ins

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winkman • 97 points
It would force people to actually fight their weight. You can’t cut that close to a fight and be able to fight, so it would actually make the sport healthier.

What do you think?

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