The other day, I stumbled upon my mom mixing her homemade moisturizer with a dash of coconut oil and a sprinkle of love. I couldn’t help but chuckle as she proclaimed that her entire skincare routine cost exactly zero dollars. Meanwhile, just a few feet away in the garage, I was facing a different reality—my car was getting pampered with a luxurious deep clean that involved $500 worth of waxes and polishes that promised to make it as shiny as a diamond and smoother than a baby’s bottom.
It struck me as completely backwards that my mom’s beauty regimen, requiring nothing more than her kitchen ingredients and a positive attitude, held the key to her timeless glow, while my car’s “skincare” was more expensive than some people’s vacations! Who needs all those pricey products when good old-fashioned love (and maybe a little bit of coconut oil) is all you really need? Meanwhile, my car clearly has some serious self-esteem issues—I guess it just couldn’t handle being caught in the driveway without a $300 ceramic coating!
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Mom’s skincare regimen: $0. The car’s maintenance routine: $500.

H
…but how did he get them on the windows?
B
And I can’t imagine he has the dexterity to separate those.
M
am I crazy or is the piece he’s holding literally not connected to *any* of the face masks, or even a crumpled up one in his hands?
M
What are you saying, that parents faked this image for internet points? Blasphemy.
M
that or AI, or two images spliced together, or…
R
None of the bubbles on the masks are the same… I’m leaning towards real but staged.
T
Jeez nobody can appreciate an honest day of karma farming. /s
Z
He could tell you, but he’s not a snitch.
O
Fakeorama !
M
Those hands ain’t looking right.
S
Guys it’s AI look at his hands
D
Maybe his mom was on thalidomide
D
I’m going to say not, it’s not. AI wouldn’t put a pipe in the background that’s yellow. It’s too eye catching as a subject and AI focuses on the subject unless you give it a reason to add interesting background objects. The reflections in the car are really good too as are the gifts of grass instead of slightly balding. A person would not prompt for balding patches of grass in bricks as that is too much focus by them on inconsequential details. If this was someone’s attempt at AI, I would say they are so professional at making really mundane backgrounds that they should work for a film studio that focuses on gritty and cruddy film sets because they could make huge money. Definitely not making money with this image of a kid
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A
His middle finger and index are morphed together on his right hand
R
No, they’re pressed together tightly. You can see the line between them, it’s normal.
A
What about the reflection on the car? The design doesn’t seem like the ground while the front of the car does
T
They make their fingers melt into each other? Look at the image in question before going the “Reddit devils advocate” thing that is almost always way off.
R
What’s almost always way off is people on reddit screaming every image/post is AI. It’s just crying wolf and it makes us all collectively dumber.
T
This image has a child with three fingers on one hand and the usual AI ringed fingers on the other. Again, look at the image before you post. It’s not hard.
A
Very fake and lame
G
*CAAAAARL…*
X
“CARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!”
O
At least the car won’t have any fine lines or wrinkles after this.
R
That’s one way to get rid of dents I guess? Wonder if it works on rust.
J
AI or not, if you can afford to spend $500 on a skin care routine you don’t really have a right to complain
S
Not AI, no com lain at all
K
The faces of those pedestrians I hit
O
I’m guessing mom’s complexion is about to be severely challenged.
B
So is that clearcoat, I’m betting that those have some serious acidic creams in them.
C
Someone slap a Durex or Trojan logo in the bottom corner.
S
That’s just the first step .
F
All I see is Michael Myers everywhere.
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How did he reach to put them on the window?
W
Those cost 2 dollars each in Canada
D
$20 per mask if fucking ridiculous
T
Return the map!
J
Ngl, that’s sick af
K
So someone just sat there and allowed this? Or you allowed a very young child outside by the road unsupervised for a decent amount of time? Either way, not funny.
A
🤣🤣🤣
B
this is something i would do as a lil kid.
S
Good boy haha
L
This kids definitely gonna be a serial killer when he grows up
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