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My dashboard looked as bright as a Christmas tree.

The dashboard was illuminated like a Christmas tree.

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FTwo • 424 points
How many wires could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wires?

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notTomHanx • 237 points
So far, I’ve found 6 wires, and a vacuum line.

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FTwo • 68 points
Merry Christmas?

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Pure-Pessimism • 18 points
And a happy new year??

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Channel250 • 16 points
You filthy animal!

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iowajosh • 9 points
That sounds like less than I would expect. Until you wake up tomorrow and the day is the same. You have to do it all again.

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notTomHanx • 17 points
It won’t be the same groundhog. I was trying to trap it, (live trap), but my dog got ahold of it yesterday. Snapped it’s neck or skull immediately. Left it in the yard overnight, and it was gone in the morning. Coyote probably grabbed it. There’s lots of other groundhogs around, but in 30yrs living here, none of the other ones ever got into a vehicle and chewed.

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sbingner • 1 points
I guess with that example maybe no more will… did you leave it on a stake in the yard, or just laying there? 🤣 the groundhogs are going to call you Vlad

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iowajosh • 1 points
You are Bill Murray and the groundhog is immortal.

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loonygecko • 1 points
A few months ago, my AC vent was not working well and turns out there was like 100 or so acorns stored in there, probably from mice. It’s a constant problem in my area, ongoing damage from rodents even though I drive the vehicle every day.

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MikelGazillion • 101 points
A woodchuck can chew through so many wires you have to get your car towed in for repairs. Shut the hood. Honk the horn. Bang on the hood. When he runs off you can begin to assess the damage. Probably need to live trap and relocate him.

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GoodLeftUndone • 47 points
If the horn hasn’t been chewed through.

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OtmfP • 69 points
One of those little turds ko’d a car of mine earlier this year. Call your insurance company.

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notTomHanx • 45 points
It didn’t get a ton. So far I’ve found 6 wires, and a vacuum line. Still have one code I can’t get to clear. It could’ve been a lot worse.

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BambooRollin • 18 points
My battle with red squirrels has cost $3k so far, and my wife’s car doesn’t have working air conditioning after several attempts at repair.

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notTomHanx • 13 points
I got lucky. I had to replace a connector/pigtail, and splice a few wires back together. And I just temporarily taped up the vacuum line til I get a piece of hose. All codes are now clear!!!

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YourOverlords • 4 points
600 bucks for me vs Rats! Little buggers chew up wires like crazy. Thank goodness for electrical tape and/or reasonably priced replacement harnesses.

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Black_Moons • 3 points
Protip: “Ratattack” or similar products that are basically hotsauce coatings for your engine bay. I kicked out 3 nests before they took out some wiring, havent seen anything in years since getting it applied

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Scrummy12 • 0 points
I’m on my way to pick up my car from repairs, they said looks like an animal chewed through a hose. Is there a way to prevent this from happening again?

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BambooRollin • 7 points
If you can convince whatever animal is causing the damage to go away you can prevent it, otherwise the damage will continue. Eventually we removed all the squirrel food sources near our house and the red squirrels have moved on.

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gonzoforpresident • 2 points
Looks like this sub blocks links without notice. Here’s what I said, without the links: >If you can, get a rodent repeller from Amazon. I was having constant problems in my truck and have had zero issues since I started using one of those. > This (TERMX Rat Repellent) is the first one we got (it’s a generic one that is sold under at least a dozen brands). It worked great, but isn’t waterproof. If you can keep it dry, they are a great option. After a huge hailstorm, it stopped working briefly, so I upgraded to this one (MouseBlocker 360 Outdoor Rodent Deterrent) because it’s the only 120v outdoor rated one I could find (other than others from the same company). There are tons of solar powered ones that work, but die far too quickly.

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Black_Moons • 1 points
They sell ‘hotsauce’ treatments like rat attack that professionals spray all over your engine. Highly recommend it.

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triggur • 32 points
I once pulled out of the driveway to go to work and a few miles later, smelled a horrible smell from the air vents. Pulled over and opened the hood and there was a terrified and slightly singed rabbit sitting on top of the engine amidst a bunch of terror poops. He stares at me for a few seconds and then bolted away.

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BOMBARIDER • 57 points
Bobr kurwa

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acelaya35 • 16 points
Just fill your engine bay with snakes.

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GoodLeftUndone • 5 points
Well now I have snakes in my car……..

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BlueberryNo3773 • 4 points
Snakes don’t chew wires though

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GoodLeftUndone • 3 points
They chew human though

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BlueberryNo3773 • 1 points
Not if your quick enough

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peakzorro • 3 points
At least they aren’t on the plane anymore.

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