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Title: My wife bought a kids’ toy on Amazon
So there I was, minding my own business, when my wife excitedly came home with a giant cardboard box. Intrigued, I asked her what was inside, only to discover it was a massive, colorful play tent designed for children. Apparently, it came with a “magical castle” theme, complete with glittery flags and a door that could only be described as festive. Sure, we don’t have kids, but hey, who doesn’t love a good fort?
As the proud owner of a toy meant for toddlers, I found myself in a full-blown existential crisis. There I was, triumphantly setting up the tent in our living room, only for the dog to immediately claim it as his new kingdom. Meanwhile, my wife unabashedly took Instagram pictures, treating it as our new family addition. I never realized transforming into a human plaything could be part of adult life, and now, we’ve got an elaborate tent overtaking our living room. It’s like living in a Pinterest board gone wrong.
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Fisher price: my first reddit-mod-dashboard
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BAN BAN BAN BAN
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Pretty sure most subreddit mods are still using this keyboard
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I was permabanned by the science uncensored subreddit because I told someone to stop using chatGPT and to try to think critically/for themselves (they were using it as source material and the source was faulty – think mommyblog level). I thought it was ironic.
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You want irony? I was banned from r/libertarian for calling a mod a butthurt prick.
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That’s amazing lol
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I was permabanned from r/Calesthenics by answering someone’s post > (How can I workout if this Bathroom is the only place) I said „I see possible Dips in the corner“. That’s it.
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OP didn’t mention whether it came with a ban-hammer or not.
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I imagine it’s got a squeaker in it.
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Just like the ones real Reddit mods use.
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This is outrageous. Where are the armed Reddit mods who come in to take the good content away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You comment like that they put you in ban. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special ban for journalists. You are stealing a meme: right to upvote-town. You are playing music too loud: right to ban, right away. Commenting too fast: ban. Slow: ban. You are upvoting too many actual content posters for sweaters, glasses, cat posts: you right to ban. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, ban. You overcook chicken, also ban. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the Reddit mod and you don’t show up, believe it or not, ban, right away. We have the best bots in the world because of ban.
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Correction: BAN BAN BAN
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And just think, in only a few short years they too can be making horrible videos aimed at the ceo of reddit complaining about being removed as a mod for doing a scam.
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Cornflowerblue in the center Better get used to it
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Needs to come with some play-rubles too.
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Kid on playground: I like the color green Your kid: Please take that attitude to r/colorarguments
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Green is not a creative color.
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Pesky bee!
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r/fakesubs
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r/wowthatsubwasbanned
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I clicked it expecting that blue/black/white/gold dress 😕
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So I’m using the mobile version of that kids toy.
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I bought a floor playmat that makes noises for my brother a few years ago, almost every sound was a Super Mario Bros soundbite. The brick house. Solid brick, coin brick, eating a flower. We were like “how are they not sued” good laugh lol.
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Amazon kids toys can be hilarious! I once bought a little hammering toy for my daughter, only to turn it on and hear songs from Mario 3 on NES
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They sure can be! I once got my nephew one of those baby tablets with buttons that make different sounds and one of them read a truly amazing story in heavily accented English with the happiest voice: “One day, the ornery cat held a birthday party and and decided to invite aaaall of the chickens. When the chickens arrived, the cat immediately shut the door – and ate all of the chickens! This story teaches us that you shouldn’t hold good intentions to your enemies.” It was so hilariously bad, I wasn’t even upset about getting ripped off.
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Oh shit, don’t ever press that snooze button. I am pretty sure you will never recover from this fallout.
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r/Snoo
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press light to apply ban.
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Its called indoctrination. The danger when starting it too early is that the Kid might become gay and start modding stuff…
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This is the kind of thing most Reddit mods play with. So makes sense
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The colours are kinda soothing.
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I don’t get it. What am I supposed to be seeing here?
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The reddit logo
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And here I thought it was because of the repurposed Tenga Eggs.
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And now I can’t unsee it.
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For real, I thought it was supposed to be funny because she bought a sex toy and ended up with a kids toy. 🍻
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Oh. HA HA HA, I guess.
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Snoo. Snoo appears to be snoozing.
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…oh. I thought you meant that the glowing orbs looked like the egg ona cup adult toys. I may have the name wrong but I’m at work and can’t double-check.
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We can all tell that the “antenna” was painted on after the fact, right?
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This is how the /Art old mods grew up!
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Deadly serious that we need to pick the right colours!
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Those are some nice pretty patties
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Does she suffer from ADHD? We need to know 😂
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Ribbed for her pleasure….. Ewwwwwww
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and…what do you want to say with this? it’s a normal toy for kids, what’s wrong with it?
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Reddit logo on it, so it’s maker broke copyright law.
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Worse, its maker is exposing children to r*ddit.
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