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A bone was discovered in her bread by his wife.
J
Nothing worse than finding hard in your soft.
S
He forgot to order his sandwich boneless.
S
I order boneless pizza all the time and people think I’m crazy. Like if it doesn’t have any bones in it and I’m ordering it boneless anyway, what’s the problem?
I
I hate that Chinese restaurant menus are never consistent. A,B,C all say they come with fried veggies but X,Y,Z make no mention of any veggies so why is it that X comes with no veggies, Y comes with specifically broccoli, and Z comes with everything under the sun. How am I supposed to know? Why is it that virtually no Chinese place can accomplish the seemingly simple task of having an accurate menu?
C
Preach! Let’s start a movement
4
I got an apple fritter form a donut shop last year that ended up having a chicken bone in it when I took my first bite. I guess I should have asked for boneless!
C
Should I be concerned about all these chicken bones in dough? What is life?
5
Might still have bones https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4ngyely232o.amp
S
When there’s crunchy in the crunchy ✅ When there’s soft in the soft ✅ When there’s soft in the crunchy ✅ When there’s crunchy in the soft ❌
J
Chips in a hoggie? Bacon bits on a salad? Frenches onions on a casserole for Turkey day. Pouring some fresh captain crunch into a bowl of soggy captain crunch! I think we can agree that unexpected texture changes are never good. And that’s true outside of food too. But sometimes! A little crunch in your soft isn’t bad
S
That’s the point of the comment. Most times when people get a “crunchy in their soft” it’s usually when it’s an unexpected crunchy. It was from a hilarious meme but unfortunately the sub doesn’t let photos get posted in the comment section
F
I had the most awesome potato salad at a restaurant about a month ago. It was part of a blackened chicken dish, the chicken was great but the potato salad was on another level entirely. It had lots of little crispy crunchy potatoes strewn throughout.
J
Soft tuna sandwich with some crunchy diced apples is the bomb.
T
Please never invite me over for “soft tuna sandwiches with apples”
V
Tuna with apples is freekin amazing Chicken salad with grapes is also amazing
F
Chicken salad with dried cranberries and the chicken diced slightly less is fuckin divine
J
It’s a thing. Don’t knock it til you try it! Some tuna salad and apples go together *perfectly.*
K
🤢
K
Except finding soft in your hard…
S
But she told me she liked the hard in her soft
K
That is not true. eever had yoghurt with like crunchy flakes in it? so good
L
Why the hate? Yogurt with some granola sprinkled on top, flipping awesome!
M
Is my mind in the gutter or…?
C
Like the giant’s bread from jack and the beanstalk?
S
New from Beanstalk Bakery, it’s Fe Fi Full of vitamins and minerals!
M
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive, or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to make my bread.
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Soylent Green Giant
A
Did you not order your Pb&J boneless?
B
Lemme get uhhhh 🅱️oneless Pb&J
T
Nah just tell me how the fuck PBJ can be 🅱️oneless if it ain’t got a damn 🅱️one in it
P
Dawg I don’t understand the problem. Just make shit 🅱️oneless.
T
Peanut, bone, and jelly
C
Sorry but the courts decided its fine if we can’t guarantee your boneless bread contains no bones.
C
I prefer bone in
T
First you don’t want crusts, now no bones? Can hardly call it a sandwich now!
S
It’s ok rat meat is high in protein
T
[“Huxley, you got to try this.”](https://youtu.be/zMvz2_ZjtAU)
N
Oh, God. This is fantastic. You guys gotta try one. Just don’t ask where the meat comes from. Huxley, what’s that supposed to mean? Do you see any cows around here, detective? Esta carne es de la rata. Rat? This is a rat burger? Not bad. As a matter of fact, it’s the best burger I’ve had in years.
Y
Fucking love that film.
C
Reminds me of [that video of a cross-sectioned rat in a bag of sliced bread](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1g1x7es/south_african_bread_with_rats_baked_into_loaf/).
R
Thank you so much for sharing this. That’s the most hideously disgusting thing I’ve seen in at least a few weeks. I love/hate it.
I
Maybe a mouse got into the wheat during processing
N
The milling and sifting would have not made this possible. The mouse/rat got in there after it was flour.
L
Never forget that there is a legally-allowed maximum amount of rat feces in your processed foods, and it is not zero.
C
And it’s measured in parts per million, so extremely negligible because it’s impossible to have food without ANY rat or bug parts
K
I don’t know what to tell people who expect it to be 0. 🤷
T
You exist in a universe where rat feces exist. The amount of rat feces that are touching you will never be zero. That’s just how entropy works. It does say a lot about our ability to detect rat feces though. We can detect it at levels well below what would be dangerous. Maybe we should make the squeamish people happy by weakening our ability to detect rat feces. If you don’t test for it then it isn’t there, right?
T
Wait until these people find out about their bathrooms…
S
Fecal plume? Whats that?
L
Don’t think of it as rat feces. Think of it as protons, neutrons, and electrons, in an undesirable arrangement.
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