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New anti-theft device made from 100% organic materials.

In a small town, a quirky inventor named Gus decided to create the ultimate anti-theft device, a gadget that would save the day without harming the environment. His genius idea was to release a swarm of friendly but very hungry goats whenever anyone so much as approached a parked car for too long. The goats would come bounding in, munching on anything in sight—shoes, bags, even the car’s upholstery—scaring off any potential thief. It worked! But soon, the town was overrun with people “borrowing” Gus’s goats for their own protection.
While thieves ran away in fright from the grass-munching mob, car owners found themselves bickering over whose goat ate whose fanny pack and wondering how to explain to their insurance companies why their vehicles now resembled a goat picnic. To top it all off, Gus became a local legend, hailed as the “Munching Defender,” but also had to keep a leash on his goats, who seemed to think every parking lot was their personal buffet. Who knew being “100% organic” could lead to such a deliciously chaotic lifestyle?

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dr_xenon • 8 points
https://youtu.be/F02P2JO7yfc The Adobe!

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Beezus_Fuffoon18 • 3 points
Lmao. “But For those of us whose name doesn’t happen to be Rockefeller”

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hotlavatube • 2 points
Yup, my exact thought. “Hey hey, it’s Adobe, the little car that’s made out of clay!”

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downtune79 • 5 points
Looks more like birth control

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Recentstranger • 3 points
Fully scratched up. No way there aren’t tiny rocks in that mud.

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MKubinhetz • 5 points
This is Ai, dirt placement is odd and blue shirt kid have 4 fingers in his foot

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Castlenock • 0 points
Yeah, this is a hard one but I agree dead on with your points that are hard to catch given ‘blur’, but other tells: the geo above the garage is off on a number of fronts, column placement, brick stucco blended to a metal overhang that seems too short for the car, a dryer vent that is the size of a basketball, weird stuff near the door way and an ornate overhang on a completely different asthetic with helluva uneven window sills (that’s the biggest tell from that section). That and the rubbish behind the kids on the right has a number of blends that isn’t due to overall camera movement. The car itself is off, and the mud height compared to things like the washer blades doesn’t make sense when you take into account the other details of the windshield. …but again, this was a hard one to spot, the more I tried to decipher it the more I was like ‘this sucks how hard it is to decipher and I hate whomever posted this.’ Like I know it’s the new norm going forward but how pathetic do you have to be to post an Ai gen image in r/funny to get upvotes?

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driago • 1 points
No matter how I angle my phone, it’s staring at me.

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mytheorem • 1 points
If i were the father, I can’t be mad. Its actually impressive. Might as well join them.

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NeedleworkerExtra915 • 1 points
And it’s dirt cheap.

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jinxes_are_pretend • 1 points
Looks like the Shaggin Wagon.

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Retrouge48 • 1 points
That better be mud.

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xnoxgodsx • 0 points
Stick shift is a second

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wizzard419 • -2 points
Yeah, but if I search the web for “young asian boys for sale” I get put on lists and registered to the GOP.

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