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No brain cells were injured since none were employed.

No brain cells were damaged as none were utilized.

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ThatsMyDogBoyd • 199 points
Who the hell is he pissed at?

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Channel250 • 104 points
The fireworks for not blasting his brains out.

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Dulce59 • 23 points
a refund was demanded

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Astr0b0ie • 23 points
He’s hammered. He has no idea.

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loveengineer • 44 points
He said “Naguba, gaw!”, which literally means “It broke, cuh!”

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sM92Bpb • 15 points
Could also be “naguba ang kaw” where “kaw” is hat. It’s not clear.

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xYottaByte • 11 points
He said kaw/kao, short for kalo, which is “Hat”. “naguba’ng kao” > “the hat ‘broke'” as literal translation Ang < makes the subject (to 'ng' after a word sends with an 'a') Guba = broken, Naguba = break in active tense Edit: better formatting, I commented in mobile lol

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loveengineer • 5 points
My bad, you’re right. I thought he said gaw. Gaw, by the way, is short for igagaw, which means cousin

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cjorgensen • 7 points
“Gah” translates to “cuh?” I would have thought *gah* was universal.

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xYottaByte • 7 points
Yeah we do have a shortened word for cousin Cousin = Ig-agaw Cuh = Gaw

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bobboobles • 1 points
awesome haha

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Kaneida • 5 points
His hat has extra ventilation now.

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ankercrank • 5 points
Probably the person who told him to do it while he was drunk.

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hdawg187 • 268 points
Reminds me of something my dad once said to me: “Son, if brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to mess up your hair.”

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Churn • 58 points
“If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.” -FTFY

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Tumble85 • 21 points
Okay well that took a dark turn.

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AlexDicy • 7 points
How are you doing today?

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xjq12 • 4 points
Holy trauma dump batman

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ExtremelyGangrenous • 6 points
Your dad sounds cool as hell

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bkrs33 • 2 points
Alright, but you gotta get ova it

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pantry-pisser • 0 points
Shut up nagger and go eat your cocaine pancakes

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SoRedditHasAnAppNow • -71 points
Sounds like a piss poor dad. Parents should educate and elevate.

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GrumpyRaider • 40 points
Are you familiar with the whole concept of « humor » ?

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hdawg187 • 17 points
He was just carrying on when he said it. I know it’s hard for the written word to convey tone when there’s no context, but we were just messing about. He’s an awesome dad and we have a great relationship.

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commandercool86 • 1 points
Was he right though?

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nohopeleftforanyone • 34 points
I have had that exact firework. While it looks small and the hat muffles its sound and power, that things is literally an old school cherry bomb, not just some firecracker. I was wincing before it went off as I expected much worse results. The cranium is apparently incredibly strong.

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HughJorgens • 19 points
Explosives only have real power when confined. The hat isn’t enough to keep the explosion in. I also assume his hair prevented most of the burn he would get. He’s lucky though, this could have gone worse.

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Fantastic_You_8204 • 2 points
exactly

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chrismetalrock • 7 points
> The cranium is apparently incredibly strong. either that or the adrenaline/drugs are working OT

What do you think?

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