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No need to stress about bedbugs.

No need to be concerned about bedbugs.

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grasshopperslegs • 1,908 points
What.. the fuck?

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MongoBongoTown • 979 points
Meth.

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AsmodeusZomain • 161 points
The only reasonable answer

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iBull86 • 22 points
Is a hell of a drug

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m477_ • 127 points
He’s training his fire resistance

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omarfw • 34 points
He appears to already have mastered it

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PM_YOUR_PUPPERS • 13 points
Ready to tank ragnaros.

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Paddy_Tanninger • 3 points
Taste the flames of Sulfur Ass!

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TammyK • 1 points
If you know you’re going to hell you may as well try and get comfortable.

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TheFaceStuffer • 31 points
Yep I said that too. Accurate submission

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grasshopperslegs • 7 points
Definitely fits the sub lol

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EdisonB123 • 8 points
Lit the thing on fire, springs make it fan itself inside out, etc. things burning from the inside out and crackhead found warmth.

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Educational_Ride_258 • 13 points
Ikr 🤔

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yedditor • 3 points
Dracarys!

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Faster-Kit-kill-kill • 1,465 points
If you’ve ever lived through bed bugs, this is preferable.

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Percocet4 • 274 points
Indeed…after we got rid of them, I slept with the lights on for 2 years!!!

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Faster-Kit-kill-kill • 103 points
Same!! Incredibly grateful I didn’t bring them with me when I moved but still traumatized, years later!

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Ithurts_but_Ilikeit • 4 points
Are bedbugs an american/west thing ? I never known someone who had them in my country

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TheDemonPants • 22 points
I’m pretty sure they exist literally everywhere in the world except Antarctica. They are insanely hard to kill, can last way too long without anything to eat, and all it takes is one or two for them to come back in full force. I had to deal with them for years as I live in a lower income apartment. They’re the worst thing I have ever had to deal with. The worst part was when they would be gone for months to half a year, only for them to come back. We’ve finally been rid of them for a few years, but if I ever wake up with a bug bite I basically have PTSD flashbacks and spray everything with bedbug killer spray that I always keep stocked now. I hope you stay lucky and NEVER have to deal with them.

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i_give_you_gum • 6 points
They used to be just a fairy tale, something parents said to their kids at night “don’t let the bed bugs bite” And we didn’t really know what they were talking about. But then international travel became much more accessible to people and they started bringing them into the country or US tourists brought them back. I used to love the idea of staying in a hotel, but now it just seems like a roll of the dice. All you have to do is get a couple near-microscopic eggs on your clothes and youve got an infestation on your hands. (Plus some people have terrible reactions to their bites, and get huge welts.)

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Ithurts_but_Ilikeit • 4 points
Holy shit man, it actually sounds like a nightmare, I flip my bed if I see a cockroach let alone a fucking hive. do you have to exterminate and gas the whole house ? because you ain’t going to kill them fast enough before they multiply that’s for sure. Closest thing I got is maybe a few mosquitos

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EntropyReign • 3 points
https://youtu.be/2JAOTJxYqh8 there’s ways to get rid of them, but they very much evolved to live in human houses and have actually bred resistance to most poisons. i would freak the frick OUT if i had them

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thiosk • 1 points
also ddt was banned ddt was extremely effective against bedbugs and is largely the reason they vanished in the west alas we banned it before we exterminated them, and now I fear the chance is past

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i_give_you_gum • 2 points
Banned for a good reason, unless you hate birds and the role they play in our natural world.

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Traditional_War5666 • 2 points
Not a “west thing”, I never experienced it through south america, I’m from here and been around

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Ithurts_but_Ilikeit • 1 points
I’m from north africa and I don’t even think we have a name for them in arabic, maybe it’s because american houses have those hollow walls while we have brick and concrete ?

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Alarming_Cancel2273 • 19 points
Could you get house centipedes brought in for a battle for remaining ones and peace of mind. 500 should work.

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JDantesInferno • 28 points
> house centipedes > peace of mind Pick one. I get that they’re friendly fellas who eat the bad things but I could not sleep knowing they’re around either.

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serious_sarcasm • 1 points
You must’ve forgotten to leave a sacrifice for your house spirits.

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jackFrostyx • 3 points
How does the lights being on help

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