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Last Saturday, I decided to host a cozy game night with my friends, complete with snacks and that competitive edge we all love. To set the mood, I ironically donned a crown made of foil, proclaiming myself “King of the Couch.” Midway through an intense round of charades, my cat sauntered in, gazed at my crown with disapproval, and promptly knocked over my soda. The entire room erupted in laughter as a sticky, fizzy wave flooded my lap, but that wasn’t the best part—my friends claimed it was symbolic. “You can’t reign over us if you can’t keep your drinks in check!”
The irony of my little royal moment being interrupted by my cat, who clearly had some serious throne-related opinions, made the night unforgettable. Plus, nothing says “I’m an adult” quite like getting soggy pants while trying to maintain your dignity as the self-proclaimed king. Now I’m left wondering if my cat was just trying to remind me who’s really in charge. Spoiler alert: it’s always the feline overlord.
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[OC] accurate
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My mummy used them all the time
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That’s a wrap everyone!
B
Pharaoh nuff.
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So \*COUGH\* I guess…
B
Alright Giza, spit it out already.
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Mom’s spaghetti 🙌 He’s nervous…
U
Coulda won a grammy.
A
𒈗𒍠𒄀𒋛
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Ea-Nasir laughs
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medieval emojis
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Cuneiform, its a few years older then medieval.
C
Only like one or two.
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(𓂀▽𓂀)
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If you know how to text with hieroglyphics, you probably also remember life before Wi-Fi
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+++ATH0
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oh you mean when we were talking with our personal pigeons that delivered the letters? yeah, it feels like yesterday
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👁️🪿🪶🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️
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ankh is widely used even nowdays.
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I wear a small one on my chain everyday. I often get asked, “what kind of cross is that?”
H
Key of life? How is it used?
B
Ah yes I remember sending these rock messages to my buddy, Imhotep. That guy was such a life of the party
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“Two Reeds please, Victoria, since they already took the Eye of Horus from us.”
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TWR DS / YFH RS / TWS TDF LX / HR NDV PR Too far?
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𓂀…
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Or you watch R/Onlyconnect
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Tomorrow on r/antimeme: if you use these emojis, you’re old: 🙂 🙁 😉 😀 😛
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Classic, not old. Some symbols never go out of style.
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Wait! Since when where they considert old? It feels like just a few years ago that the kids used them
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And now I’m wondering if they use these over in Egypt (today)
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We don’t.(they make fire keys medals though)
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Thanks for the answer!
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Oh no, I stopped using those centuries ago
M
Where all the horus at?
B
𓃗𓂸
U
Hah! Goose-Sun! What a play on words!
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Im old enough to remember these were WINGDINGs on Microsoft Word
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Most people at the time were drawn from the side, because drawing in perspective is difficult. It takes lot of practice and good tutors. It didn’t really hit up well until the widespread use of paper for practice in Italy from 13th century onwards.
K
Is that two feathers or two knives?
C
Oh my God all these new fashions get on my nerves! Can’t we just go back to carving on cave walls like normal people?
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Cool. Alan Parsons Eye in the Sky album cover.
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𓆏
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𓄥 𓆑/𓂋 𓅱\𓏭 𓄖 𓎡/𓏭
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Well technically they are phonetic letters and not emojis in the sense that they illustrate what they mean, right?
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OVO Owl is old? Damn
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🐦⬛🧎♀️🦉 🦶🏃♂️🐛 🥣☥🌐 𓂀🪶🪶🦆
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My whole life is wing dings and com sans.. 😞
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Very clever, OP. Stating the Jet Blue holiday commercial quote as our ancient texts.
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read from left to right top to bottom , “tylenol for headaches, midol for cramps” but it it’s u, i/me/my ,m, b, i/me/my snek, c , anke, ?,?, y/e, th
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𓂸 𓂺
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I want to use the top row middle emoji to tell my wife I have a hard on
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