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One out of every three commercials aired during the Super Bowl.

Title: Every Third Ad During the Super Bowl
Every year, I look forward to the Super Bowl, not just for the game, but for the commercials—except this time, I noticed a peculiar trend. It seemed like every third ad was either for a snack that promised instant abs or a flashy car that could apparently parallel park itself into your heart. I found myself thinking, “Do I really need a chip that tastes like a cheeseburger while driving a vehicle that also functions as a coffee maker?”
The absurdity hit me when I realized I was just one pitch away from driving to the store, munching on a “guilt-free” cheeseburger chip, while my car cranked out a cold brew mid-traffic. Beyond the bizarre pitches, I started imagining a world where these products actually existed. Imagine giving directions like, “Take a left at the taco tower, and don’t forget to let your car finish brewing espresso before you hit the road.” The Super Bowl ad team must’ve had too many snacks in the break room—probably of the cheeseburger chip variety!

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yxn5d • 4,109 points
It has seriously gotten out of hand

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phxtravis • 2,008 points
One thing I’m enjoying about the Olympics are the lack of gambling ads… it’s so nice.

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Dragulla • 599 points
I’ll talk to my people and we’ll fix this asap!

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LongBeakedSnipe • 266 points
Seriously though, I think people from countries that have spent decades fighting sports betting would have warned you guys, but it wasn’t exactly clear when you opened the floodgates in America What is clear is that as a country you were a bit of a ‘sweet summer child’ where betting is concerned The gambling companies in the UK for example spent decades in an arms race with society, and the result is highly sophisticated techniques to trigger people into emptying their bank accounts. That was unleashed at full strength in America with no protection. There are not many friends and family members with ‘stories’. And it sounds like the legislation isnt fit for purpose if it even exists

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causebraindamage • 142 points
What happened was the SCOTUS reversed PASPA (Professional and Amateur Sports Protection Act). In the case Murphy vs. The NCAA. It didn’t straight up legalize gambling but it put the power in the hands of the states to decide. And the states that allowed it started raking in taxes from these apps that other states followed.

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kitsunewarlock • 120 points
The fact it isn’t considered interstate commerce to bet on games taking place in other states using apps run by corporations in other states is insanity.

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freddiessweater • 68 points
Even if it was federally regulated, at this point it wouldn’t matter. All it takes is someone from the industry going into the oval office and saying ”Here is 50,000 dollars and some creep shots of my daughters JV cheer squad practicing” And boom, all regulation gone.

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Mono_Aural • 10 points
We all dream of the day when that pervert is no longer occupying the Oval Office.

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Impressive_Club_9225 • 19 points
Letting the states decide. Eh? Hows that going for the women folk?

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VoxolaRadio • 4 points
In Ohio, gambling was prohibited, but then they got it legalized by saying “we’ll give a portion of the tax money to schools” but when they did, they also axed a bunch of other state money towards education. Politicians are the worst.

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DrFunkenstein93 • 49 points
Sadly, it will take thousands of people offing themselves for Americans to even be slightly considered with legislating regulation.

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waldosandieg0 • 37 points
Unless they use guns. Then we’ll never legislate. That’s their right.

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Raeandray • 8 points
Floodgates opened a few years ago when SCOTUS ruled gambling is legal.

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Zealousideal_Ad5358 • 10 points
They are starting to catch some pro athletes who have semi-thrown games. I say semi-thrown because you can still make big money on obscure bets that usually don’t have an outcome on who wins or loses. And by “pro” I also mean our newly-professional college athletes who either deliberately or accidentally leak information to their friends.

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Manofalltrade • 5 points
What? Take advice from inferior countries which struggle under stupid regulations that stifle capitalism and people’s freedom to win large amounts of money? Never! /s The media campaign those companies put on was insane. Honestly the amount of money they spent (and still spend) on advertising should have been a huge giveaway. When they did a public vote for legalization it was basically just “which of the three options, which were clearly written by the gambling industry, do you want?” It was clear from the start that there was going to be no real restrictions and the profits would get shuffled away from the tax districts. In fact, even the old sanctioned gambling in the US is often cited as being profitable for the schools. Reality is that those profits which are supposed to go towards education mostly gets shuffled around so it doesn’t get to the schools that need it most and a lot of it ends up in what is essentially private charity. If you don’t know, private charities are just tax dodges

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arstin • 9 points
>What is clear is that as a country you were a bit of a ‘sweet summer child’ where betting is concerned We knew, and like anything else that keeps the masses down, conservatives have been pushing it like crazy for decades.

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SgtSlaughterEX • 9 points
I bet 20 bucks this guy doesn’t fix it!

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Qwirk • 7 points
This is how you summon the angry spirit of Jesse Owens.

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TwentyFourKG • 85 points
In my market the olympics is flood with them: sportsbooks, prediction markets, and local casinos. It really angers me that they show these adds on programming that young kids watch

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phxtravis • 54 points
I’m using a VPN(set to Canada) and going to CBC Gem, literally zero ads.

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TwentyFourKG • 36 points
Thank you. That never occured to me. Im paying for Peacock like a chump while my children get inundated with messages from various gambling companies. That will end tonight 🙂

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Echo127 • 5 points
If you have a cable subscription (or a friend with a cable subscription) you can log in on NBCOlympics.com/schedule and watch all the events there ad-free, too.

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AshyFairy • 3 points
There’s constant ads for gambling apps on streaming tv. My kids make fun of them and bitch about how they should be banned.

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CouchPotatoFamine • 8 points
What’s the over/under on how muc ACL is left in Lindsey’s knee?

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This-Is-Exhausting • 11 points
I’m giving 3:1 odds that the next Olympics has gambling ads. Over/under on how long it will take before gambling ads are featured in the Olympics: 3.5 years. Who wants in on this action?

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ronswanson11 • 5 points
Now I have an idea for an SNL skit.

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NewFaded • 8 points
Funny, considering Michael Che and Colin Jost literally did a gambling ad.

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Claydameyer • 91 points
It’s honestly one of the big things turning me off from football (though not the only one). Not just the ads. Every football podcast, youtube channel, companies like ESPN…it’s all about gambling now. And it’s a major turnoff.

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Big_Mc-Large-Huge • 27 points
I get them listening to history podcasts, it’s mental.

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SirGlass • 10 points
Yea me too, whats scary is how much fucking money they have to pay for ads on history podcasts this means they are making money hand over fist

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