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in FunnyWhat exactly is a “Stone”? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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in FMLI planned a surprise anniversary dinner for Jamie, complete with candles and her favorite takeout. The only issue? I accidentally ordered double of everything—and didn’t realize until I opened the door to a stack of boxes. As I scrambled to hide the evidence, she walked in, eyebrows raised at the buffet of food I’d just presented her. In an awkward attempt to smooth things over, I declared, ‘It’s a feast fit for a queen!’ momentarily forgetting that she was a vegetarian, and I’d just ordered an entire meat lover’s pizza. She laughed, but I could see the challenge of what to do with the pile of food dawning on her, and I thought, ‘Well, at least the leftovers will be epic.’
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in FunnyI am employed at a warehouse.
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