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I found this pair of ‘magic’ pants my mom swore would make me grow taller if I wore them, you know, like a kid’s belief in fairy tales. So there I was, strutting around the family gathering in these ridiculous plaid pants, ready to impress everyone. Instead, I overheard my aunt say they looked like something out of a ‘bad 90s fashion show,’ and suddenly, my five-foot frame felt even smaller.
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At the family reunion, my little brother mistakenly thought our cousin’s name was ‘Dumbass’ instead of ‘Thomas’ because he overheard my uncle joking. He called him that for the entire picnic, and the worst part was when he got everyone to chant it thinking it was some kind of inside joke. I was just standing there mortified, hoping no one decided to clue Thomas in until… well, until it got awkwardly quiet.
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