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The break room was packed, and I was trying to quietly get my lunch from the fridge. Somehow, I opened the door just as another coworker was trying to exit and we ended up colliding—my lunch flew out of my hands and landed right in his soup! Everyone burst into laughter while I stood there mortified, trying to offer a weak apology. He took it in stride, saying it was a ‘unique’ lunch combination, but I couldn’t shake the embarrassment. Now every time I see him, I can’t help but just cringe at the memory. I guess my food was technically *in* his soup, right?
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I spent hours perfecting my resume for a dream job and planned to drop it off in person. When I got there, I realized I had left the application on my kitchen table next to a half-eaten sandwich. I could either go back home or just say hello to the guy who probably just saw my lunch—guess I chose the second option, because it’s awkward to keep a sandwich conversation going.
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I thought I was just sending a casual email to my best work friend about how annoying our manager was, but I accidentally included the entire team instead. I hit send and immediately saw my boss’s name in the ‘To’ field and I freaked out! The worst part? My phone buzzed a second later with a reply from him, saying, ‘Thanks for the feedback!’ Suddenly, my face went crimson and my heart raced as I pictured my career going up in flames. Everyone else found it hilarious, of course, and I became the office meme of the week. I just buried my head in my hands, hoping the ground would swallow me whole.
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I finally saved enough to treat myself to a vacation; I booked a trip to a tropical paradise. The night before my flight, I locked my keys in my car and had to call a locksmith at 3 AM. By the time I got the car unlocked, I was already late and missed my flight completely—guess I’m stuck on a staycation with my cat instead.
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Day for arms.
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