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Present Goal: Endure
T
Secure your load. Damn
A
Probably had the back gate held up by bungee chord lol “that oughta do it”
H
Disaster struck when he didn’t slap it and say, “這不會有任何進展”.
M
笑
J
Or just said, “差不多” after the slap.
T
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J
LOL what is this from? I remember reading this before, but in English ofc.
A
it’s a poorly translated version of the [Navy Seal copypasta](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta).
W
probably sang an augmented 7th instead of a minor 6th
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If you ever find yourself wishing the ramps had a stronger latch to hold the load you are already fucked beyond reproach.
M
Cord is a flexible length of string or cable; chord is a group of musical notes. Homonyms are philosophically wild! Like does it matter how we spell it if contextually and logically we understand what is being said? Does the spelling make a difference considering the context truly informs meaning? Since the words sound the same is spelling really important?
B
Yes. All good questions and thank you.
S
its better not to speel things right. it throws off the AI
S
“That ain’t going nowhere.”
H
Clearly they didn’t slap the tire and day “that ain’t going anywhere”
M
I use to sell, move and install pool tables back during the housing bubble in 2005-2007. We used a truck and had to strap the box down. I remember my helper tightening it and he said that should do it… I said you know when we are driving down the freeway and see tables, mattresses, etc… on the side of the road, their last words were probably that should do it…… So make it tighter.
P
Buddy didn’t say “good enough for the girls I go with”
A
Ironically had the chains from trailer to truck too I bet
M
That’s what she said
O
Indiana Jones & the Lowest Bidder
K
Cue Indiana Jones theme played on a recorder.
Y
Best comment I’ve read in ages regardless of context. GGs
T
I love this comment so much that I am willing to die for it
O
Luckily it was the back of the steam roller. Imagine if it was the front rolling towards the car.
G
It’s tires on the front too. They’re called smooth tire compactors.
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They smoothly compact anyone standing behind them
R
You see the fallacy is that it is up to the steamroller. It is up to the object… whether it will be flattened or not.
B
What saved them was the small diameter. Too small to roll over.
P
We didn’t see the whole video
Z
There was a scene in Indiana Jones that comes to mind.
H
That may be china, but im pretty sure theor equipment isn’t powered by steam.
G
> The word steamroller frequently refers to road rollers in general, regardless of the method of propulsion
H
Yeah, if you are a child talking about construction equipment.
F
Huh, I never realized that referred to the steam-powered kind. I thought it meant a variant of modern machine that used steam to soften asphalt under the roller or something, especially since you can often see steam coming off the hot asphalt around them with paving a road.
H
They wet the wheels to stop the asphalt from sticking to them. Since the asphalt is very hot, it ends up steaming. Looks like more people agree with calling it a steamroller than not so ignore me lol.
Z
Surely this is a joke
T
This isn’t a joke. And don’t call me Shirley.
N
Akshually…
H
Yes.
B
No tie downs whatsoever. In some countries it’s *legal* to transport heavy equipment with no tie-downs. The stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. Some of those countries have a full on winter too. Idjits.
R
You can transport containers on the back of a truck without tie downs in Thailand. And there are loads of clip videos (as the Thais would say) of them falling off and crushing cars due to uneven shitty roads. It’s madness
M
There’s ok because the loads are Thai’d already
B
Resulting in lots of Thai down Damn that was a bad joke
H
Yeah, but Thai-tanium is heavy as hell.
B
The expected result of rampant corruption and greed. US is on its way
O
You should only be able to use no tie downs on tracked machines that can’t move and on slow roads or logging roads
B
I’ve seen it happen with rubber track too. It almost happened to me while I was in the machine. 5.5 tonne ex, winter, I wasn’t even moving it at the time or on much of a slope. She started just sliding in the starboard direction. Thought I was going over for sure. Did the brace for impact position in the cab. Somehow it stopped with 3/4 of the left track completely off the deck. On a dry summer day with a few km to travel. I wouldn’t. I’d at least throw a safety chain front and back. Flat roads? Where? Utah Salt flats? Haha. I wish.
O
Oh I’m talking about 50 ton metal tracked log loaders and excavators and such
B
Yeah I pull those too. I drove triaxle roll offs, L, bewvertainl retrievers, tilt float and a goose neck. I just wouldn’t go with no tie-downs. The floats we run here (low boys) are a mix of wood and steel. Over time the the wood settles and it’s basically steel on steel. On these streets (6th largest city in North America) that can go bad. Especially in winter with snow or heavy rains. Too risky. If a commercial inspector pulled me over with no chains I’d be eating a giant shit sandwich and my employer would dump me immediately lol.
T
> sliding in the starboard direction… left track completely off the deck. So, it was facing backward?
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