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When little Timmy came home proudly displaying his latest creation—a finger painting that looked more like a section of abstract expressionism than anything resembling a landscape—his mom couldn’t help but beam with pride. She pinned it on the fridge, wrote “Masterpiece” on the front with a heart, and called the neighbors to share the news. At the same time, she decided that perhaps a parent-teacher conference was in order after Timmy insisted that the brown splotches represented “a very angry potato.”
Imagine her shock when, at the conference, the teacher complimented Timmy’s creativity, explaining that the brown splotches could symbolize his “raw emotional journey.” Trying to contain her laughter, she realized her proud mommy moment had turned into a deep discussion about the artistic psyche of a 5-year-old. Between “angry potatoes” and the teacher’s deep analysis, she left the school not knowing whether she should be more proud of her son’s bold imagination or terrified of the potential art critiques in store for the future!
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proud mother (original character)
P
But…but he cracked under pressure at work.
A
He couldn’t handle the heat and got all mixed up.
C
The industry just fries ’em
G
Even with differently colored shells, we are all the same. Edit: This is not about the colors of the chickens in the comic. It is a meme that I read about how everyone is still the same on the inside.
G
When being referred to as “The Main Attraction” could mean “The Main Course”.
Q
At least he didn’t get poached by a competitor.
G
My interviewer asked me if I can perform Under Pressure, and told him that I can perform other songs.
J
Buddy cracked under the pressure?
C
Being an omelette makes him her period
Z
Correction, as one user pointed out, there is a difference between an unfertalized chicken egg and a fertalized one. Ergo, if this is her son, it’s not a period, ie an unfertalized egg. This is a full on black mirror grade abortion. There’s a reason the rooster looks so especially horrified ;D
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If it’s her son, then it’s fertilized. If it’s unfertilized, then it isn’t a kid.
Z
But she is saying it is, ergo…
D
It’s never a period. A period is the sloughing off of the uterine lining in preparation for a new fertility cycle. There may or may not be an unfertilized egg in it. The egg is not required for a period to happen. Chickens don’t gestate their young internally. So, chickens don’t even have uteri. The closest they have is a shell gland. They are physiologically incapable of having periods.
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So… What you’re saying, is It’s an *external* restaurantized super abortion? Damn yo. Brutal. That’s fucking metal AF dude. [Nathan Explosion](https://youtu.be/COkIXaMbtZU) would *definitely* approve. Getting slaughtered as an unborn child and served as an omlette, is metal AF. Imagine the revenge tale, holy shit.
G
Otherwise, it is called balut.
C
There’s a part 2 I’ll post on Sunday that will make everything make sense
G
I have only had one bitch in my life. She was make except for a collar. I loved her more than people.
M
My name is BBQ McNugget. You ate my father. Prepare to DIET!
M
This shouldn’t be this accurate but here we are
D
It’s amazing how many people don’t understand that food eggs and unhatched chicken eggs are completely different
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It’s amazing how manybpeople don’t understand that funny web comics about eggs arent supposed to be taken too serious
D
No, it just defeats the punchline
Z
Not if you eat them anyway. ;D
D
You mean in that “food eggs” are generally unfertilized chicken eggs?
D
Of course, but the people that don’t know they don’t know that, also don’t know what unfertilized means in context
Z
Doesn’t the omelette being made with an unhatched egg still work and make the premise of the joke more horrifying and thus, even funnier? How do YOU know there isn’t a diced chicken fetus in that omlette? Hell, maybe he used a blender. Fucking savage, amirite? No wonder the rooster is so horrified. So your premise of people not understanding the difference implies the cook may not as well, thus the true horror, thus your point supports the punchline and does not detract from it.
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uh
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Pigs might be *too on the nose*.
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