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Release the girl.

**What Happened:** One sunny afternoon at the park, a guy named Dave decided to impress a girl he fancied by showing off his skills with a frisbee. With all the confidence of a seasoned athlete, he threw it like a pro… only to realize it went sailing right into the next picnic area, knocking over a tower of meticulously stacked sandwiches. As the picnic-goers gasped, the girl burst into laughter, and Dave could only stand there, hands on his head, trying to summon the courage to apologize for what might have been a five-grain catastrophe.

**Why It’s Funny:** The real twist came when the little girl who owned the frisbee, who had been standing beside him with wide eyes, reached out and said, “Let the girl go! She didn’t mean to!” With the sandwich chaos behind him but the girl’s laughter echoing in front, Dave realized he might have impressed her after all. Instead of a romantic moment, he had inadvertently become the punchline of a picnic disaster, proving that sometimes it’s not about winning the game; it’s about surviving the embarrassment… and a good sandwich isn’t lost on anyone!

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firequak • 322 points
Hostage problems require hostage solutions.

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SpartanNo7 • 95 points
It’s Billy and Johnny!

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PM_THE_REAPER • 21 points
Brilliant sketches.

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Dipshitmagnet2 • 76 points
Hale and Pace were brilliant, a lot of their episodes on YouTube still stand up well.

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SSlimShady • 35 points
What now? Motherfucka!

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This_Armadillo2120 • 26 points
Fight fire with fire.

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counterfitster • 1 points
Ending is near

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MaggotMinded • 3 points
Fight fire with fire

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da_Aresinger • 39 points
This looks like 2000s comedy. The expected reply is something along the lines of “Do me the favour”

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Serier_Rialis • 18 points
Looks like Hale and Pace so late mid- 90s maybe

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EverettGT • 1 points
Then you have to get his hostage’s husband to tell him to do the favor and double-reverse psychology.

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Satincarolina • 11 points
Buddy, she left seasons ago

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iszoloscope • 4 points
That’s a good one lol!

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EverettGT • 2 points
That’s hilarious. Good post.

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MrMelkor • 1 points
Classic misdirection.

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Grand-Confidence9476 • 1 points
Oh man

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Dhsu04 • 1 points
did it work?

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TooManyOpinionsReal • 1 points
That’s one of the funniest clips I’ve ever seen. Not an exaggeration

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GGudMarty • 1 points
😂😂

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Mental-Investment-43 • 1 points
Frank Drebin did it first.

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OutLikeVapor • 1 points
POV: ICE negotiations.

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bloodjunkiorgy • 4 points
I assume you’re getting downvoted for being mistaken? *Israel would level the entire neighborhood* then call all of the casualties “human shields”. Followed up by a double tap on the area, to get any survivors or rescuers, of course.

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ThatsSoWitty • 2 points
Wait, you forgot about pre-canvasing the area for children targets first with snipers they can use for target practice.

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bloodjunkiorgy • 1 points
Ah shit, I’m for sure next to get mod deleted for not completely laying out their depravity.

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ThatsSoWitty • 2 points
Who would have thought that Zionists don’t find it funny when they’re called out for quite literally doing the same disgusting behavior as the Nazis in World War II? It’s okay to find killing people wrong even if you’ve been conditioned to hate them. It’s a basic tenant of their religion they’re incapable of following.

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paris_rogue • 0 points
😅 I didn’t realize that was an option lol

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Fragrant-Fee-7538 • -1 points
Im not going to tell what will happen if they know this situation is out of control ✋🏼

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