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Last Tuesday, I discovered my daughter in the living room, proudly sporting a bright pink bandaid on her eyebrow. “Look, Mommy! I’m a doctor!” she exclaimed, grinning like she just saved a life. Naturally, I found it adorable, and after much deliberation, I decided to let her keep it on. Fast forward to bedtime, and after an epic wrestling match involving toys, bedtime stories, and a flying stuffed dinosaur, it was time for that bandaid to go. Let’s just say that the sticky mess was far more attached to her eyebrow than we had anticipated.
As I approached her with a cotton ball and some baby oil, my daughter’s eyes widened like saucers as she recalled the Bandaid Battle from earlier. With one tug, the bandaid didn’t just come off; it performed a graceful acrobatic move, launching itself into the air like a boomerang and landing perfectly in my cup of lukewarm tea. There I stood, with a caffeinated mess in my hands, all while my toddler burst into giggles as if I had just outdone the best slapstick comedy. Lesson learned: Don’t underestimate the creative combinations of a toddler and adhesive bandages, and always err on the side of letting mom handle the sticky situations.
M
Hard part isn’t even over, now you have to do the other eyebrow and even it out.
Q
Don’t tempt him. At this rate, the kid is going to look like a bald eagle by dinner time just so everything matches.
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Just get a black marker out to fix it.
J
🦅🤨
B
Would shaving a child’s eyebrows be considered abuse? It seems worse than just beating them, but I’m pretty sure it’s within the law.
P
Wtf, shaving someone’s eyebrow off is worse than BEATING them?
T
i was around the same age as kris kross when they blew up. i was also a latchkey kid so very little supervision. i had the bright idea to cut slits in my eyebrows like they had but all that was available was a disposable razor. eventually my entire right eyebrow was gone so i shaved the other one off to match. nobody has and never will see that school picture.
T
>cut slits in my eyebrows I definitely thought this was going to end a lot more violently.
G
Omg, that poor kid. 😭😭 Y’all go get her some black castor oil and start rubbing it on there twice a day until it grows back. Smh. 😭
5
Toddlers “accidentally” give themselves the worst looking haircut in the history of mankind all the time, I think half a missing eyebrow isn’t too bad for a few weeks.
G
True but brows can have a hard time growing back normally for some reason in comparison to normal hair or hair anywhere else on your body. Ask any millennial women who grew up in the 90’s- early 2000’s. Over plucked brows were the look and of course everyone plucked away! *”They’ll grow back, right?!”* Wrong!! 😭😭 Look at Pam Anderson. Her brows have never grown back. My aunt basically did the same thing. So many people have. Anyways I’d worry having them plucked out like that at such a young age might make it even harder to grow back normally. 😭 I’d definitely try to encourage the growth by using some castor oil. That shit works miracles. I had a chunk of hair ripped out a few years ago and used it on that spot and it grew back so much faster than I expected. Before I started using it I had an actual bald spot that wasn’t even attempting to grow back. 😒 And again, brows are so much more finicky about growing back. 😭😭 Hopefully that’s not the case and they do grow back quickly but if they don’t, I’d definitely encourage using some cold pressed black caster oil or even regular cold pressed caster oil to help.
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It’s because they picked them almost daily for years. It doesn’t happen after waxing them once, or picking each hair by itself. I’ve been picking the space between my eyebrows to avoid a monobrow for 15+ years. Still got hairs growing between my eye brows but I feel like the gap between them thinned out. I also wasn’t picking them daily, just when they became visible.
N
My brother gave himself some horrible haircuts when he was little. Nice big chunks out
W
Is that an Italian toddler or something?
B
When you step on a house centipede
L
That’s amore…
E
Nooo 😆😷🥴
T
Not the house bros
M
House brows
E
That’s what I thought it was at first lol
S
Is this a Southern Reach reference
C
Never been attacked so fast clicking into a post lol. Funny enough I remember in my 20’s my dad complained how me and my brother and our generation aren’t as hairy as him
T
Well yeah, they kept breeding with less and less hairy women, what did they expect?
C
You gotta find yourself a good Sasquamantha. Someone your parents would be proud of
F
Sasquamantha is married to Yetithan, sorry bro
E
*sigh* all the good ones are taken…
N
I’m just looking for my Italiana Robin Williams.
T
> Sasquamantha This word is still yet to be indexed by Google
R
My dad always said eating my peas and carrots would put hair on my chest… I’m 36 and still waiting for more than the whisps to grow, I ate everything!
A
My old roommate couldn’t wear those satiny athletic jerseys because he had so much body hair that even though he was a size M his shirt was lumpy from all his body hair. It looked very odd.
F
Funny cause I went against my dad’s “put hair on your chest” advice cause I didn’t want to be hairy like him, and well, it didn’t exactly work…
R
Well you see honey, when a Eugene Levy and a wookie love each other very much…
S
In that case, no worries, they’ll be back by tomorrow morning.
F
The comments never disappoint 😂 my first thought was the incredible length of these eyebrow hairs. Keep feeding them whatever you’re feeding them!
J
Greek, actually. With a bit of Turkish ancestry on her father’s side.
D
Eugene Levy is still very young.
M
Eugene Levy’s grandchild
M
🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
C
Mama mia
O
I feel guilty at how hard I wheeze laughed.
S
That toddler discovered fire
Q
Are you saying the kid removed it herself and should have let mom? Or are you a dad admitting that you didn’t realize Band-Aids are sticky and eyebrows are hairy?
T
He has a picture of an Elf on the Shelf with a semi-automatic rifle talking about “The kids will be mad”. Soooooooo it is safe to assume this Dad is just dumb AF.
S
How does a church pastor afford all that shit
G
Grift
I
Off the backs of hardworking, gullible people.
I
Umm aaawkshewley, that is a pistol in the eyes of the law. But otherwise, still a spot on observation.
F
I would not assume a bandaid would rip out eye brow hair. They take a lot of force to pluck. But maybe thats adult hair
M
Depends on the bandaid too. Kiddie bandaids tend to be less adhesive. Adult bandaids are sometimes quite strong. There’s a reason the saying to “rip the bandaid” exists.
S
I feel so stupid for not realizing this about kid’s bandaids.
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