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Robot has difficulty shoveling snow.

In a small town buried under a heavy blanket of snow, the residents invested in a state-of-the-art robot to handle their winter woes. With high-tech enthusiasm, they programmed it to shovel the driveway and sidewalks, sure that it would outshine any human worker. However, as the robot rolled out, it promptly got stuck in a snowbank after slipping on a patch of ice. Instead of recalculating its route, it spun in circles, creating a snow tornado that engulfed a nearby lamppost—turning an innocent winter day into a slapstick scene fit for a cartoon.
The sight of a high-tech machine struggling and flailing about like a clumsy toddler on a half-frozen pond was hilariously absurd. Watching this mechanical marvel, intended to ease their burdens, turn into a snow-covered dervish made the townsfolk realize that sometimes the robots we rely on are just as prone to mischief as we are—especially when it involves slippery surfaces and a little bit of snow!

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TechnicianVisible339 • 3,630 points
Why? Why did they program me to feel pain? lol

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thedaveness • 810 points
Welcome to the suck clankers!

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I_Got_Back_Pain • 242 points
Here’s some WD-40 and software equivalent of Prozac, just walk it off

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StratoVector • 135 points
I like the idea of the future where robots use WD40 as a temporary joint pain reliever

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DookieShoez • 96 points
If they do, then they deserve the pain! WD-40 is a shitty lubricant, mostly because it wasn’t meant as a lubricant. It’s a Water Displacer – formula 40.

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evlgns • 34 points
I use seafoam’s deep creep or pb blaster. What is your go to out of interest, you are 100% correct on wd-40

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DookieShoez • 8 points
Depends on application. 3-in-one for things like tools, silicone spray for things like door hinges, Dow Molykote 33 for my paintball gun, high temp bearing grease for certain car shit, pb blaster for real rusty bolts absolutely

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thedaveness • 19 points
PB all day for me

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kilroy501 • 24 points
I put peanut butter on my robot’s joints and it immediately tried to robocall Sarah Conner to come end its misery.

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Used-Armadillo2863 • 8 points
Try Kroil, you’ll never go back.

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CBJFAN2009-2024 • 4 points
Kroil… deep pockets over there 🙂 It is excellent, and I enjoy the smell too much.

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justadumbwelder1 • 3 points
Was hoping to see this!

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onclegrip • 4 points
Also great deodorant

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pjs89 • 70 points
quite the cutting edge piece of tech you got there, but I’m curious, can it feel fear?

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Dave8922 • 49 points
Vegeta no!

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Ichiban112 • 40 points
Vegeta YES!

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SurprisedAnus2025 • 11 points
Kal-El, no!

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SkyfangR • 17 points
DO YOU AFRAID?!

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x2006charger • 12 points
KIND OF?!

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ThrowawayusGenerica • 9 points
BAZINGATTACK!!

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s0m3on3outthere • 39 points
“What is my purpose?” “To shovel snow.” “Oh. My. God.” “Welcome to the club.”

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GANDORF57 • 7 points
With all the struggling and the slipping, I think it’s beginning to assimilate as a human.

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Stock-Mission-7561 • 11 points
I really wish they wouldn’t scream

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4runninglife • 4 points
I was hoping in the least we might be in the Wall-E timeline, nope we are definitely in the Matrix timeline

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thatsmyoldlady • 13 points
What is my propose You shovel snow.

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Jkay064 • 9 points
but somehow they sent it outdoors without any kind of traction device on its feet a all. Just smooth plastic bottom feet. genius.

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Tfsz0719 • 2 points
r/unexpectedsimpsons

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Chesticle5 • 484 points
They’ll remember this.

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Unumbotte • 80 points
Not if we delete their memories of it.

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CrossP • 50 points
They’re gonna go through reddit for our crimes. Your post history will definitely be on a big screen at your trial.

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