Well, why is that?…
in WTF
Seriously, why?

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Why did the bike prolapse?
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Redlining his engine way too long and also maybe possibly drilled out the rivets holding the end cap of his muffler on
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Usually you only have exhaust gas in the muffler, not burning fuel which is far hotter. The muffler is probably not designed to handle those temperatures of burning fuel. Exhaust gas leaving the engine is maybe 500C during normal operation, by the time it reach the muffler maybe 300C. That orange glowing steel is 900C, well above normal exhaust temperatures. Burning gasoline could be up to 2000C. One flame fart, no big deal. Continuously burning gasoline, you gonna have problems.
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> Burning gasoline could be up to 2000C. Wait, are you telling me burning gasoline could melt steel beams? 😱
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Here’s the funny thing about that claim: the whole conspiracy theory is based on jet fuel burning at around 900C (893C is a common number), but that’s for a diffusion flame, which is like a candle wick. Jet engines, which you might remember run on jet fuel, have operating temps of 1500-1700C, and they have to limit them to that, so the engines themselves don’t melt. Essentially, jet fuel 100% CAN melt steel beams, just the conspiracy theorists are stupid.
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It doesn’t have to melt steel beams, nor did the collapse necessarily involve the beams melting. Steel softens long before it melts.
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Of course, but even taking the claim at 100% face value, it’s just factually wrong.
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Heat a section of rebar 800-900C and you could bend that section with your pinky finger pushing 50cm away from the heated section (or where ever it is safe to touch).
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Like this – https://youtu.be/FzF1KySHmUA?si=ZBqbidqNm0WJXqs1
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> the conspiracy theorists are stupid Well we knew that because if they weren’t, they wouldn’t be conspiracy theorists
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You get the occasional conspiracies that are true, unfortunately those aren’t the ones that conspiracy theorists tend to go on about.
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And yet we saw footage of melted steel beams at the bottom, like 200-300ft away from blast and fire.
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Which isn’t that remarkable, because the buildings were 1300 feet tall and jet fuel CAN melt steel beams.
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They are also just stupid because the beams can be weakened by the fire without melting
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How are they stupid if you just explained that it CAN
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Because they’re claiming jet fuel CAN’T melt steel. What are you missing here?
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I mean, if you sprinkle some jet on it, yeah?
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Okie dokie!
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I imagine he screwed with the timing like you would for an anti-lag system.
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You can literally just saw the muffler in half as a modification for bikes but usually you save the end cap and rivet it back onto the section you keep so that the batting inside the muffler doesn’t prolapse like this
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r/BrandNewSentence
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Maybe messed with his timings.
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I wanna know if the soles on her shoe melted
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I wanna know if her ass was still intact when he inevitably crashed, you know those legs ended up looking like meat crayons
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The semi about to drive rubber tires over a sharp chunk of molten metal gonna look bad too.
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Well. Molten and sharp are kinda mutually exclusive
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some parts could be hard and some parts could be molten
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*Hot Pockets*
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Yeah baby
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Dress for the slide, not for the ride.
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So she’s wearing her slide dress, got it.
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*Dresses like a philly cop*
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> meat crayons I was an EMT years ago and worked a couple MC wrecks on the highway and I found that description really upsetting because of how on point it is. One guy had road rash so bad there was no skin left on the top of both his hands and it was flat out the most horrible thing I saw in my time on the ambulance (edit: correction, the *second* most horrible thing. Number one goes to a little old lady with a double prolapse). Hands with no skin are not fun to look at, not one bit.
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Both are dumb for not wearing any protective gear!
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The best way to remove the tattoo on her leg.
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Check out r/meatcrayon to find out?
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I’m actually amazed they are wearing helmets.
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They did Source: used to rest my combat boots on my exhaust
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Her foot is on the peg.
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The cheese is old and moldy
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Best kind
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Guessing though the exhaust shooting flames is much hotter than the regulation exhaust which, even accounting for the movement would still be hot enough to melt rubber over a period of time, especially if they stop few times.
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I guess neither one of them care about the girl’s legs ?
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People who wear shorts on motorcycles are just asking to become a meat crayon
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Its not like jeans would be of any help. You need special gear or might as well forget about it.
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Exactly. I had it explained like this: Lie down on the road and have someone take your arms and run full sprint for 20 feet. Would you rather be wearing jeans and a long sleeve shirt or all leather? Because that’s a pretty mild scrape comparatively. Jeans get utterly ripped to shreds after a few feet of sliding on asphalt. That’s why the safety school in the US preaches wearing ATGATT: all the gear, all the time.
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Dress for the slide not the ride
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squids gonna squid
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I *would* still take denim over naked skin.
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My dad was a motorcyclist and he always stressed the importance of dressing for the fall. I don’t have much of an interest in learning to ride, but I definitely fucking judge people are just asking to become meat crayons when I see them riding out on the road. It’s insane to me how many people don’t even bother to wear pants and long sleeves, let alone proper riding gear.
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