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**What Happened:** Sharon Stone decided to host a comedy special after realizing her acting roles were starting to blend together. She strolled on stage, eyeing the audience with that signature look, and launched into a stand-up routine about the absurdities of life, from trying to keep up with her teenagers’ TikTok dances to the horrors of online dating at her age. She shared how her last date ended with both of them discussing their cholesterol levels instead of their favorite movies.
**Why It’s Funny:** The unexpected combination of glamour and everyday awkwardness turned the event into comedy gold. Imagine the woman who famously crossed her legs in “Basic Instinct” now trying to explain why her son thinks wearing socks with Crocs is fashionable. Sharon’s mix of serious celebrity and relatable mom moments had the crowd in stitches, proving that while she may be a star on the silver screen, she’s not above laughing at life’s little disasters—and that, my friends, is a spectacle worth tuning in for!
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Makes me wonder who the “kids” at her table were.
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Michael Douglas
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your response was hilarious af, im dying!
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I’m gay actor Michael Douglas.
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Hahaha, bravo!
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Steve Buscemi
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Steve Buscemi would never be that disrespectful, shame on you
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https://media.tenor.com/W0Quk5Fj9Y8AAAAM/meme-how-do-you-do-fellow-kids.gif
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I was an HVAC tech that came to her house to do maintenance on her systems a couple times. I moved from LA since. But I also didn’t really know who she was until I was told. But when it comes to movie stars and how they treat people she was awesome and polite. So was the house manager. Grade A person to work for.
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She’s a brilliant person and love her sense of humor.
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A lot of actors would struggle to say this and get laughs while looking graceful tbh Like if I didn’t know that wasn’t prepared material I would just assume it was a routine lol The script story I’m guessing was in the speech but that first part, really well handled
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*She* looks fabulous in spite of it, but that dress looks awful
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Hah. Imagine how bad it would look if I was wearing it.
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I’d look like I was trying to smuggle a ham into the building
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I’d give it f1vestars.
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I see what you did there.
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And my god this voice.
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Yes. The voice to me was the most beautiful thing to hear. Proper elocution delivered with grace and charm. Damn she’s gorgeous now but what a force she was in her zenith. Love her.
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I was skeptical when they got her for Murderville, but she really committed.
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Yup, she’s great in Murderville
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I loved how you could see her progressively get more comfortable and commit to the silliness. She’s very witty but has a well-hidden dorky side that she revealed in that episode and I love her for it.
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She’s fantastic, but that dress is absolutely hideous.
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And here I am thinking she was looking really sexy for her age.
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Yeah she looks fantastic in spite of that dress, which is more impressive really.
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I must be really old and that’s some dress from my time but it looks fine to me. That or I think she is just delicious.
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The dress is atrocious, I mean a tank top turtleneck with a weirdly placed fringe skirt, all in some shade of green-brown? Yeesh I think you are just distracted by the fact that she is a beautiful lady and you are a horny straight male. I didn’t even see the sparkly tights at first. Yowza
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The lines hit her body in unflattering places, and the color is almost monochrome with her coloring, so it washes her out under stage lights. The dress is nice for maybe going to a nice place to eat, it is pretty. It’s just not right for being in the spotlight. She’s beautiful either way, but she would’ve been stunning in like a cobalt blue or cherry red or copper.
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She does but the dress doesn’t.
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She does look sexy for her age. That dress is still hideous.
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So many reasons to want her to take off the dress!
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Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
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It’s both. The dress is awful but she looks fucking hot in it! Love that. I for one don’t think everything needs to be highly polished and flattering for people to look their best. Like she is working this ugly ass dress down she looks so good.
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She is dont worry
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She’s looking good in spite of the dress.
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Still a 10
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Right. She looks great but her dress looks she’s a sports mascot without the torso part on yet.
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Best comment of my day
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Not going to lie, I didn’t notice the bottom half of the dress until you said this lol
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I think this is an example of the phenomenon of women saying guys don’t want them to wear the same dress twice when in reality women are the only ones who would even notice.
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What woman says this 🤣 we know men don’t care about that usually. And what does that have to do with anything at all anyway
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That old actor problem. You can still get onto award shows but no designers are giving you free outfits anymore. So you have to try and dress yourself after decades of getting dressed by other people
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Ok, fair. But she still chose to wear cigarette-packet-warning sludge colour and that’s baffling.
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Maybe it’s from The Gap?
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Looks like she has an elongated torso
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It looks like they shaved the upper part of that dress.
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> but that dress is absolutely hideous. To quote Sharon Stone, “fuck you”. 🙂 She looks good in anything.
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Please don’t be disrespectful, it took half of a hide of 1 blonde wookie to make the bottom bit.
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Nah not the nicest dress but she’s God damn beautiful. Pretty sure you can toss anything on her and she can pull it off with he beauty and confidence
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I don’t see the relation to comedy here besides what I’m guessing is her normal personality
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She is funny. That’s the observation.
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