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She arrived prepared for the well-known Turkish ice cream tricks but received the standard service instead.

**What Happened:** Maria had always dreamed of trying the famous Turkish ice cream, mesmerized by videos of vendors performing tricks that included juggling scoops and stretching ice cream into fantastic shapes. So, when she visited a local spot known for its elaborate service, she plopped down, full of anticipation. But instead of the grand, theatrical show she expected, the vendor simply handed her a scoop of vanilla in a cup, barely making eye contact as he muttered “Here you go.”

**Why It’s Funny:** The letdown was almost dramatic; Maria looked around as if expecting a hidden camera to pop out any second. Her hopes for a magical ice cream experience had been dashed in seconds! The reality of her mundane vanilla scoop hit her harder than the chilly treat itself. As she chuckled at her own disappointment, she realized she would have to wait for her epic ice cream scene in another land—one where the scoopers had some flair—and she couldn’t help but tease her friends about her grand journey to flavorless mediocrity.

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My_alias_is_too_lon • 25,091 points
I mean, the entire point is to frustrate you, so this was actually an on-brand move.

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uselessprofession • 7,485 points
The ice-cream guy knew perfectly well that the funniest thing to do at this point was just to hand her the ice-cream normally

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guridkt • 2,141 points
It’s a classic way of joking in Turkey lol

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Bored_Amalgamation • 1,047 points
Create a false sense of chaos, only to trick them with normalcy? Does sound turkish

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WoodenHarddrive • 222 points
Not Turkey, but yes, a little Turkish.

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YngwieMainstream • 75 points
When you feeling peckish

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EatAtGrizzlebees • 19 points
Peanut dust?

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Gekkokindofguy • 37 points
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That’s how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That’s Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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Kevomac • 19 points
D’ye like Dags ?

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Lady_Bread • 5 points
Sure, I like dOgs I like caravans more, tho

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nyan-nyan9 • 5 points
Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

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comprehensive_squid • 3 points
because he dodges bullets, Avi!

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Rydralain • 4 points
Unaccountably peckish.

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Baronsandwich • 13 points
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison

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DBoaty • 12 points
*Five minutes, Turkish!*

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s2mle100lesh01 • 4 points
erdogans foreign policy in a nutshell

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Bored_Amalgamation • 3 points
that “coup” about a decade ago had me at the edge of my seat.

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s2mle100lesh01 • 3 points
why ? if i may ask

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Bored_Amalgamation • 3 points
It was mostly the suddenness of it. It wasn’t that long after the Arab Spring, and was the first violent coup in Turkey in about 40 years at the time. There was also a period of time in which Erdogan was flying in Turkish airspace, and two jets had a shot ~~to shot~~ on the aircraft, and they didnt take it. Like it was performative, and the jets werent suppose to be there. I think that was the first sign that the coup wasn’t just a failure, but wasn’t on the up-and-up. It was the summer of 2016, so there wasn’t a whole lot of crazy shit going on all at once. Edit: It wasn’t that long in to the coup that opposition leadership was getting arrested, and the military at the presidential residency was there to defend against attack, not take him in. The whole thing collapsed rather quickly, which resulted in a very large purge of government officials.

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sembias • 6 points
So delightful.

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69696969-69696969 • 5 points
Today I find out that while im not a Turk. My sence of humor is Turk-ish

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kylo-ren • 106 points
The only winning move is not to play.

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malthar76 • 69 points
Masochist: I need you to hit me! Sadist: no

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riko77can • 136 points
The look on his face supports this.

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mrandr01d • 14 points
The shrug seals it lmfao he still got her

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icAOtd • 956 points
r/watchpeopledieinside

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Necessary_Heartbreak • 192 points
perfectly cut grunt

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Playpolly • 102 points
Not a Dyslexic friendly comment

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IngloriousMinority • 14 points
Bruh I had to double take. Definitely got me.

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Traditional_Club_820 • 7 points
Perfect cunt gut.

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